So, here I am, the famous Bill Rizer, outside the base's front gate. I had just awoke out here, wondering what the hell just happened, that's when I heard the speaker say, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! GET IN HERE NOW, AND PUT SOME PANTS ON!" That was Lance's voice. What he meant, was that I wasn't wearing any pants, and I screamed. I rushed in there, and asked Lance what was going on here, and he said, "Well, don't you remember? You took a tremendous amount of Purple Drank, acted all loopy, and ran off." I asked where I went, and he said, "I have no idea, I just hope you didn't lose those weapon plans you had for us. And that was what did it. I reached into my pocket, felt nothing, and felt more anxious than I ever felt. Those were tremendous plans, that were for s special super weapon, that I cannot explain. Lance said, "We are so damn fucked." But then, in that flash of panic, i got an idea. To make sure we wouldn't lose our weapon arsenal, we put tracking devices on them, so I told Lance and he said, "Yeah, let's try it. After all, what other idea do we have?" So we took a look, and here's what happened. Lance said, "Well, you walked around the street, you jumped in the sewer, and... wait, hold on. this can't be!" I asked what was up, and he asked, " Dude, did you go to a cowboy bar? And I said that was preposterous, unthinkable! But then I had a flashback, where I was dancing like a jack-rabbit, and I knew it was true and he said, "Let's go." So we showed up, and when we did, everyone was welcoming me back like a hero, which I'm used to. We walked up to the bartender, ad he said, "You're that super-weapon guy, aren't you? And Lance asked where he got the information from, and he said, "This here Bill, told us the the whole thing! But don't worry, he had us pinky swear we wouldn't tell a soul." And at that point I had enough flashbacks, so I left, and on the way back, Lance made me swear up and down I wouldn't go near that place again. And I never have.