I don't own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Chapter 1
As Rainbow Dash began to creak open her eyes for another day at the bunker, she was beginning to wonder if it would ever end.
It was 12:00 PM. If you were with General Dash, then you were in luck; she was so lazy that her soldiers could be, too. However, when the time came that Dash finally did get up…
"Up, up, UP! COME ON GUYS GET YOUR ASSES OUTTA BED!"
Rainbow Dash was the general of the Air-Force; she led the whole entire thing and was in charge of it, but she only had one bunker where she was in charge. Others, none of her friends from the old days, led other Air-Force bunkers, most notably her idol, Spitfire, and her little boy crush, Soarin'. She had proved herself to be a military genius and was immediately put in the spot.
"General Dash." said a recruit named Sharp Eye.
"Sup, Sharp?" she asked.
"You have a phone call. It's from your old friend, the leader of the EIA."
"Twilight Sparkle…thanks, Sharp. I'll go get it right now."
She hurried to the phone, for she couldn't wait to hear Twilight's voice again.
"Twi?"
"Ms. Dash?"
"What's up? I haven't seen you in like-"
"We have a situation on the west side of the Everfree forrest. There's a very important document depicting a weapon I designed that was left there by one of my spies trying to drop it off. We need someone to get it…and fast."
"Nice to see you too, Rainbow." Twilight let out a chuckle.
"We can catch up later. This needs to be done."
"I'm on it, it should take me half an hour to get to it. See ya Twi."
"Bye, Rainbow." she hung up the phone.
"Alright…yo Flyby."
"Yes, General Dash?"
"Fill in my place while I'm gone, it'll be half an hour."
"Yes mam-"
"Call me Rainbow, please. This war crap gets on my nerves sometimes."
The Everfree Forrest, 1:30 PM
"You were looking for plans, right?" asked Rainbow through the phone.
"Yes, did you find them?" asked Twilight excitedly.
"No, they aren't here. I've looked everywhere."
"Celestia Dammit! We have a crisis on our hooves now! The Changelings probably have built it already, what am I gonna-"
"Twilight."
"Yes?"
"Shut up."
"Okay."
Rainbow put Twi on hold and dialed anumber.
"Princess Celestia? Arrange a meeting for all of the 6 tonight at 7. Can we use your castle? Great…bye…love you too…" she hung up and put Twilight back on the phone.
"7 at Celestia's castle, don't be late."
Celestia's Secret Bunker, 7:30 PM
Rainbow Dash casually walked through the door as if she wasn't 30 minutes late and sat down next to Twilight.
"Only Rainbow Dash can be late to her own meeting." said Twilight, and they all started laughing.
"Yea, yea. Twilight Sparkle, leader of the Equestria Intelligence Agency, responsible for the death of Queen Chrysalis and 10 other important changelings." Twilight nodded and sipped on an alcoholic drink. She offered Rainbow some, but she declined.
"I only drink soda and AJ's cider, thank you."
"You're a straight edge. You, of all ponies." Rainbow rolled he eyes again.
"Applejack, General of the Marines, responsible for winning the battle of Baltimare." she nodded as well.
"By land, by sea, by air, Equestria we're there."
"Pinkie Pie, General of the Coast Guard. Responsible for the saving of lives of many important pony figures from drowning and pirates." she too nodded, her happy expression gone off her face.
"Nice seeing you, Rainbow."
"Rarity, General of the Equestrian Black Ops and responsible for carrying out the assassinations Twilight orders."
"Remember, we don't exist." said Rarity. They all started laughing again.
"And Fluttershy, the leader of the medical unit."
"It's nothing, really."
"Rarity, your job is why I have brought you all here today. Twilight, fill them in." finished Rainbow.
"Wait a minute, youu've been talking to Twi?"
"Yes, but that isn't important! One of my ponies left a plan for a messenger near the Everfree forrest. It contained a new design for a weapon me and Spike devised and it was picked up by a changeling. They may have already built it."
"So why did Rainbow bring us here?"
"Because I suggest the formation of a new group." said Rainbow.
"A new what?"
"A new group consisting of us. It will be a Black Operations group, which means Rarity would have to step down from her post, and we carry out missions ourselves. Generals by day-"
"-spies by night." finished Pinkie.
"This is ridiculous! What would we even call ourselves-" began AJ.
"The Mane 6. The most powerful, most secretive group in Equestria." said a voice.
Princess Celestia was in the doorway, holding six patches with silhouettes of their faces on it. In the corner was a number six and the five other ponies in the Mane Six's faces circling the number.
"Hit one of these buttons and it will call the pony whose face you hit. Hit your own and a distress signal will be sent out. This also has a flashlight and a camera inside of it."
"That is one badass patch." said Rarity.
"Why wasn't I aware of this?" asked Twilight suddenly. Celestia smiled.
"The less you know, Twilight,"
"The better." grumbled Twilight.
"Great! So, are you in?"
The whole group stared at Dash.
"We're in." the five said simultaneously.
"Great. Rarity, who do you want your replacement to be?" replied Celestia.
"Posey."
"Awesome. Okay, Mane 6… tomorrow night at the same time, go to the edge of the Everfree Forrest to the west side, where Twi lost her document. We just built a base for you guys to use there." Rainbow said.
"And if somepony should come across it?"
"Use a memory wipe spell. This is the most dangerous thing Equestria has ever done…and it damn might pay off. Tomorrow, everypony. Do some good for Equestria. Also, that base has a ton of cool crap in it like video games and a bowling alley. We can have as much fun as we want, it'll be like the old days!"
"Hardly." muttered Pinkie Pie, loud enough so everypony could hear. They all laughed and slowly walked out of the room.