Halo-Black CEDA
Summary:
Join Gordon Freeman as he and Master chief fight and...
Authors Note:
This is a story i Came up during insomnia and i just wanted to finish it, first fanfic ever, so no flames, oh and this is random so even I have no idea how or why the Chief is in Pensylvania.
And with that I say goodbye.
Warning: IQ loss might happen.
Somewhre in space...
A certain Spartan , who was in a still pressurised room that he found after a certain AI went crazy, was doing drugs that he found in the room, wich turned out to be Miranda´s room, and after doing:
Weed, crack, speed, SPANK, adrenaline (heroin), mushrooms, LCD, pot, pop tarts, and a combination of Oreos and Marshmallows, Master chief was as stoned as he could get without having a total of 100% drugs in his blood,
yet during his trip he somehow got himself in Pensylvania, in the middle of a test Lab Black CEDA
Test Lab in Black CEDA
Gordon was tired of being bossed around by clones of a security guard and lower ranked scientists, he was thinking about using his old crowbar to kill them all when suddenly a certain spartan appeared out of thin air, Gordon just couldnt take it anymore and went to put a remote arming device to the nuke while shouting at the security guard clones, later he went back to the holding cells to flip the bird at the , when he got there he saw that he was out and killing people and yelling things about aliens, so Gordon without much of a choice grabbed an assault rifle and unlimited ammo from a locker and started shooting, Master chief started throwing pieces of walls at Gordon who either dodged, gunned down or got hit by them.
Eventualy Gordon´s unlimited ammo supply ran dry.
So he did what he thought best, he got the great crowbar while Chief (still heavily drugged) grabbed a lead pipe and they began whacking, stabbing, and –ing eachother without damaging themselves, so for day and night they fought and fought, while people made a fighting show about this and even got a whole channel of nonstop 24/7 fight, ´till one day Chief and Gordon each grabbed a handgun from dead security guards and marines, and firing at each other ´till depleting the shields finally, each one had one bullet and at the same time they jumped ot of cover wich resulted with Chief and Gordon pointing their weapons at each other resulting in a stalemate until...
Gordon: ... wanna go to Taco Bell, and blow up things?
Chief: (still drugged)Suuuureee.
And so the two of them set of to find the nearest Taco Bell, not before "accidentally" arming a nuke, starting a second civil war, a famine by burning down the fields, destabilizing the USA´s dollar for the 53,594th time in it´s history and killing Biggy Smalls, many civilians, some cops and finally a cuban armed with a M16A2 and grenade launcher.
The End
So how was it?Good/Bad/Terrible/OK or what? Constructive criticissm is really appreciated but flames will be shot down.
R&R Please.