The Lord of the Garlic: The Fellowship of the Plot-bunny
Co-authored by Jandalf the Orange and Eowyn Skywalker
Disclaimer: We own all the OCs, of which there is a lot, the Shadow Realm, the Mirrors... what we don't own? Anything George Lucas does.
For character history, read Paint Wars (the pathetic excuse for a prequel which is not necessary to read), Lord of the Clings, and Insanity Prevailing. We are working on some real character history which we will post as another fanfiction in due time. Excuse these first few pathetic chapters, they were done before we had any idea where this was headed.
Rated PG for mild cursing, and violence.
Prologue...
Several years after the happenings of Paint Wars...
On the bridge of a Star Destroyer, a fairly young Sith sighed. Well, if you want to be exact, she was a 24 year old Sith, give or take a few months. At least, that was how old they said she was, when she had asked. She couldn't remember to be certainthe last seven years were a blur. Anakin... No... Darth Vader, she corrected herself... had explained what had happened to her, and to all they had knownshe didn't remember it anyhow. She wasn't sure she wanted to.
Is this really what I wanted? I wanted freedom... not the power to destroy. I didn't want to lose everything I had ever known.
Shadow, as she was now known, shook her head. There were times when she could hardly remember the girl she had been so long agothe young, insane Jedi Padawan.
It's falling apart... all of it.
She could hardly remember her old master, and all the happenings of so long ago. Things just changed, and disappeared. When she could remember her old master, it was the last times she had seen herwhen the two last Jedi had been killed.
They've changed something-they must have, she thought.
Another voice, her own and yet not the same, spoke within: One small change in their past could completely affect our present.
Shadow shook her head. They'd never do that.
Tiana would.
I know she would! But they don't know what happened here; they have no reason to change the plot to fit.
Maybe they didn't do it consciously, the voice suggested.
Whatever they did, it's affecting our world now.
Shadow moved to leave the bridgestaring at the open seas of stars bothered her too much. It reminded her too much of what had been so long ago.
Outside, she showed little concern for the things that were happening due to something in the past. Inside, her thoughts led to who she really was. I swear it's a conspiracy.
The times were changing from what they werethere were no Jedi, that was certain, and some of the plot remained as it had been. But some of it was changing, and all too obviously. The memory losses, for examplethe fact that droids were quoting different history. Some things were undoing themselves, and other things changed. It was chaos. Even if the Sith's power was strongeven if they had clones of two powerful Jedi Masters on their side noweven if they had one of Anakin's children on their sidethere was still nothing they could do.
There's an easy way to fix it, the voice said.
No, it's not easy!
But it can be done.
Shadow rolled her eyes. Oh, suuuuuure. We can just go back in time, kidnap the real Jandalf, Obi-Wan, Tiana, and Anakin, bring them back here, explain what happened, and just expect them to go along to destroy the plot-bunny that's ruining our world. Like they'll even care about usthe evil side of their universe. Plus you couldn't bare to face them again, the voice knew.
Pause. No. Not even if they don't yet have the memory of me.
Five years earlier, the last two Jedi had been killed.
And many years before, a couple Jedi had seen a vision that echoed in the same paths...
A silver mirror falling, and shattering into millions of little shardsthe domino effect that would bring everything that tied their alternate worlds together in a fight to prevent one fate.
Fingers slipping through water long before her death...
...flames from the Temple, burning...
...A black shape cutting down Kenobi...
...The garden ablaze...
Gone.
Shattered, like everything else.
Chapter One: A Typical Day in the Life Of...
Near the end of Paint Wars, a wedding had happenedJandalf and Obi-Wan, Tiana and Anakin, and Audreidi and Han were married. You'd think that would've been the end, the happily ever after, when in fact, it wasn't. It was merely the beginning. So, therefore, this is the beginning of the tale that is told. ((Later A/N: This was rendered uncanonical several months after writting the first chapter. For the first around 8 chapters, Tiana and Anakin are a pair (as those were posted before I could edit it out), but it will be changed after that point. Same with Auddie and Han, as Han and Leia were deemed a classic couple. Jandalf got to keep Kenobi, though. Thank you, that is all.))
Jandalf and Obi-Wan, luckily, loved each other an awful lotenough that they were able to put up with their pesky Padawans; although Anakin had been a bit more normal lately, and Tiana was being very scary because Jandalf had made her be nice to Anakin. So, in a sense, it wasn't happily ever after, it was merely chaotically continuing insanity. As usual, anyhow. Any day in the life of any one of these mentioned people was chaotic.
At least Tiana was being relatively nice to Anakin, if no one elseJandalf had already been cloned once during the two weeks until this time (It was actually nearly two years after Paint Wars, thoughnot everything that happened is worth mentioning). Not to mention the Force-lightning toothe above mentioned happening in an as of yet unwritten episode that probably never will be written anyway.)
The Jedi Temple was in its typical chaos of Paint Wars. Which was probably a good thing, because, if it hadn't been in its typical chaos, Tiana and Jandalf would've been elsewhere, and the chaos would've fallen to other people. Not to say that they couldn't be normal... Tiana actually could think at times.
Anyhow, at the moment, Audreidi and Jandalf were discussing possible plots because they were both bored. Tiana was jumping up and down pointlessly, and trying to come up with something interesting to dosomething more interesting than going for ice cream, smashing windows accidentally, and setting fire to Mace Windu's "Dark Side" door. They had tried that once, and Yoda had made them delete the file once he read it, and realized what REALLY had killed Jandalf that time.
Hey, I did mention that they cloned her oncewell, it was because she had been accidentally killed by Tiana. Hey... stop glaring at me... I'm the NARRATOR!
"You can shut up about THAT 'accident'," Tiana muttered at the narrator, fuming. I did say that she had killed her master with Force-lightning, right?
"Shut up!"
Fine!
"Good."
Tiana sat down, and huffed. She was in a bad mood because she couldn't hug Anakin without standing on a chair. Not that she ever hugged him, but her height made her unable to hug him as casually as Jandalf hugged Obi-Wan. That being, of course, what Jandalf was doing at the moment.
She did spend a lot of time hugging Obi-Wan. I did say that she loved him a lot, eh?
"Well, I think we should go on a trip with Han!" Audreidi said. She loved Han as much as her twin loved Obi-Wan.
Anakin was staring at them, as he had been while I was babbling on and on. "There's two Jandalfs," he breathed, in awe at the sight of two nearly exactly the same twins. The difference with the two was that Audreidi did not wear bright orange, nor was she a wizard. Audreidi was more the Jedi Master than her twinshe also was not as randomly insane at any given moment. Sure, she was goofy, and all, but not... well... Jandalf.
"That's a rather pathetic plot," Tiana pointed out, still moping.
Audreidi rolled her eyes. "I know. But can you think of a better idea?"
Tiana pulled out garlic. "Any takers?"
"NO!"
She sighed.
They continued discussing things they could doDisney Land being on the list, along with Lothlórien, the Shire, Mordor, the Matrix, and the Caribbean.
They were so wrapped up in discussing all of these random places that they did not notice the dark, evil, ominous, and foreboding music that began playing in the background. Such music was always a herald of something dark, evil, ominous, and foreboding coming, but did they think of that? N oooooooo. They had to sit around while... okay, I'll shut up!
"These chapters are supposed to take place in the Jedi Temple!" Tiana shouted, though she had suggested going to the Shire.
"Then what about Han?" screamed Jandalf. "He has to be here, and he's not Jedi!"
Anakin stared out the window, transfixed by the music that was coming from nowhere in particularand sounding remotely like the Imperial March mixed with the Mordor theme.
"Anakin..." Obi-Wan looked over at Anakin, who loudly protested that it wasn't him.
The music continued playing.
"Darn it, I'll MAKE him Jedi!" Audreidi replied, referring to Han, of course.
Tiana was the next to notice what was going on, and look out the window, as the two sisters argued, oblivious to the world around them.
"He has got to be the LEAST Force-sensitive person in the galaxy!" Jandalf shouted back, still referring to Han.
"LOOK!" screamed Tiana, pointing out the window.
Obi-Wan came over, and looked out the window, which, by the way, was not the random window that Tiana could pull very random stuff out of, sadly. "I'm looking! WHAT IS IT?"
"It's... it's..." Tiana was obviously in terror. Before she could finish the sentence, she fainted dead away.
"I mean, you just can't make someone a Jedi," Jandalf continued, still not noticing whatever was going on out there. I now get the feeling that she was purposefully ignoring whatever was happening in order to make her own plot, however, sometimes plots just appear...
"I know, but with a little intervention, maybe..."
Obi-Wan suddenly noticed what was outside the window, and causing the music. He too, fainted.
This caused Jandalf to noticemaybe because Obi-Wan made a very loud thump when he hit the ground, maybe because she actually cared about him fainting. Not sure, really. "Obi-Wan?"
"Tiana?" asked Anakin. "OHMYGOODNESS!" He nearly fainted too.
"STANG! WHAT IS THAT THING?" yelled Audreidi, pointing out the window. There was a v eeeeeeery large super weapon in the shape of a garlic bulb hanging in outer space, and obviously causing all the theme music that was playing. Well, it wasn't exactly as large as the Death Star, being as it had landed in the Jedi gardens.
"IT'S A BIG GIANT SUPER WEAPON!" Anakin screamed. "WE'RE DOOMED!"
"It's a bird! It's a plane! IT'S THE GARLIC STAR!" Jandalf screamed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Audreidi made a strange face. "That's a horrible name."
Jandalf wrinkled her nose. "A horrible name for a horrible creation."
Behind her, there was suddenly a new presence. "Yeah, but we Sith aren't very creative," Shadow commented dryly, as she drew her lightsaber. No, she DIDN'T DRAW the lightsaber, she DREW it... ah... never mind.
"Touché," Audreidi said, and then resumed being terrified. And who wouldn't bethere were two Sith standing there. Anakin stared at themwhether he knew who they were or not, he still knew they were evil.
"THE END IS NEAR! SURRENDER NOW, JEDI SCUM!" Darth Maul announced, igniting his lightsaber. One wonders where he came from, being, you know, dead, and all, but this story is AU, so, umm... yeah.
Shadow rolled her eyes. "Ummm... yeah. What he said! DIE, JEDI DOGS!"
"That line's taken."
"Fine!" She rolled her eyes. "Plus we're not supposed to kill them anyway!"
Darth Maul would've complied, however, he happened to spot Obi-Wan at that moment.
Obi-Wan swore. "Ohhh, crap."
"Erk," said Shadow, though not just because of Obi-Wan being there. She had noticed Tiana and Jandalf. "Oh well... can't I kill him this time?"
"..YOU!... YOU! YOU!" Maul screamed. "And no, KENOBI IS MINE!"
Anakin echoed something about "Me... me... me..." He stared at the Sith. "YOU! YOU KILLED MY FATHER!"
Jandalf glared at Darth Maul, angry at the suggestion that someone would take Obi-Wan away from her. "NO, DANG IT, HE'S MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
Shadow butted in. "MINE!"
Obi-Wan groaned. "Agh..." He fainted.
Tiana sat up. "Unnnnnngggggg... my head hurts..." She suddenly noticed the two Sith, one of whom she knew to have killed Qui-Gon, and the other one who looked strangely familiar in a manner, though tallish, dark-haired, and a bit eviler looking. She fainted again.
Jandalf grabbed Obi-Wan away. "MINE!" The orange-cloaked Jedi looked down at her fainted Padawan. "PADAWAN, YOU MUST WAKE UP!"
Shadow looked down at Tiana. "That Padawan looks strangely familiar..."
Darth Maul continued screaming. "GIVE HIM TO ME! I WANT TO CUT HIM IN HALF!"
"What was that about purple bluejays?" groaned Tiana.
Jandalf hid Obi-Wan behind her, and stared at Shadow. "OH, heck, no. THEY'RE TWINS!"
Shadow grinnedthis wasn't exactly the statement she had been expecting, but it worked. "Oh heck, YES!" she said.
"So?" asked Audreidi, looking at her twin. "What's so bad about that?"
"Good point."
Shadow smiled just plain evilly. Hey, what else was she suppose to do, she's evil!
Jandalf and Audreidi pointed at each other. "SHE'S THE EVIL ONE!"
"The purple tiger is in the pit of garlic," mumbled Tiana.
Han Solo rushed in with a burst of triumphant theme music. "Did I miss something?"
Jandalf shook Tiana. "PADAWAN! SNAP OUT OF IT!"
Han shook Tiana, as she began to mutter something about green skies across a Tatooine sunset. "Hey!"
"EARTHQUAKE!" she screamed.
Shadow smiled evilly again; shook her head. "It's useless, you know."
Audreidi glared at Shadow. "This wasn't suppose to be so confrontational!"
"TOUGH COOKIES!" Darth Maul screamed at them. "YOU WILL TURN OR YOU WILL DIE!"
Shadow shook her head. "No matter what you do, only I, Lania, can pull Tiana back." She had to stop and think over the name she woreit wasn't really Lania, that was only the name they had given her.
Jandalf shook her head, and grabbed Anakin. "ANAKIN! KISS TIANA, AND QUICKLY!" Somewhere over the course of time, Jandalf had gotten the belief, it seemed, that when kissed by one's true love, they'd awaken. Well, at least, when Obi-Wan kissed HER, it usually worked. However, with the case of Anakin, it was probably just that she hoped the garlic breath would wake Tiana up.
Anakin was still staring at the super weapon.
"ANAKIN, FOR THE SAKE OF PIZZA, KISS HER!"
"HURRY UP!" Obi-Wan added.
"OH FOR HEAVENS SAKE!" Shadow screamed. "MAUL, JUST STUN THEM AND BE DONE WITH IT!"
"Wha..." Anakin shook himself from the trance he was in. "Tiana?"
Once more, the fate of the galaxy depends on whether or not Anakin is paying attention. Which, of course, he is not.
"KISS HER!"
Anakin stopped; looked between Shadow and Tiana. "Tiana... Tiana... Tiana... which one is Tiana!"
"Aw, but I like being a sadist," Maul replied. Shadow slapped him.
"I HAVE DARK HAIR, SHE'S SHORT, CAN'T YOU TELL, CHOSEN BRAT!" Shadow screamed.
"THE ONE HAN IS SHAKING!" Jandalf replied.
Shadow slapped Darth Maul again. "WE HAVE TO KIDNAP THEM, FOOL!"
Anakin nodded wisely, while the two Sith fought. "Oooooooooh..."
Audreidi began to muse over the thought, "Or Anakin to kiss Shadow?"
"NO!" Jandalf glared at her twin. "HE DOESN'T! NOT IN THIS STORY!"
Darth Maul pouted, "Fine." He stunned everyone except them. "You're no fun," he grumbled.
"Of course not."
Zzzzz's began to appear over Jandalf's head, cartoon style. "Save the peanuts..."
"Oh, no," said Darth Maul. Shadow released her hold on Tiana's mind, and picked up both Tiana and Jandalf. She sighed.
"I'll have garlic on that please..." Tiana muttered. "And hold the jam..."
Jandalf mumbled, "Be the cookie with many fears and cloudy things..."
Shadow groaned.
Jandalf groaned.
"What the..." said Maul.
"What the..." said Jandalf.
"Someone is feeding the Sith pancakes," Tiana mumbled.
Darth Maul growled. "She's copying us in her sleep!"
"She's..." began Jandalf, until Shadow hit her over the head. "Oof!"
Shadow sighed.
"Moo," said Jandalf.
Shadow pulled out a roll of ducttape, and knelt beside Jandalf; began taping her mouth shut. "As long as no one else knows who I am! It's bad enough we've got six of them to worry about!"
"I know who you are," Darth Maul pointed out.
Shadow sighed. "You don't count. Every Sith knows who I am." She looked over to the Garlic Star. "BEAM ME UP, GARLICKY STAR!"
Darth Maul sulked as they disappeared into the depths of the hideous monstrosity. Theme music played in the background.
They have now just been kidnapped by the Sith, in case you weren't paying attention the first time I went through all this. However, I hope you were paying attention, because I'm not explaining it again.
All of the Jediand one smugglercaptured by the Sith for unknown purposes... a Sith who seems to be something she's not...
"Shut up," muttered Shadow.
...Well, fine then. Just act like yourself, and reveal who you are before your time.
"I still have ducttape, you know, narrator."
Fine! Be like that, and don't let me narrate the way I should. You can't leave them unknowing of your identity...
"I said SHUT UP! You want me to use this!"
No.
"Then shut up!"
Fine/hiss Anyhow, the Sith have kidnapped them into some... garlicky thing. Where this thing is headed, and why... well, I suppose the Sith will tell us in due time. They didn't even tell me, the NARRATOR...
"You know, I know you're talking to me, and not to the readers who you are SUPPOSED to be narrating to."
Yeah, so?
"So, SHUT UP, AND LET THE STORY PROGRESS!"
They stepped out into a corridor when the Garlic Star docked at a Star Destroyer. Or rather vice versa, noting the respective differences in sizes. Then again, the Garlic Star is rather smaller…meh. Keep reading and forget what I just said. The Imperial March played as the Lord Vader walked in, in all his Sithly glory.
"More captives? Did you really have to get MORE?" asked Vader, hissing, and breathing loudly.
Shadow sighed, and set Tiana and Jandalf down. "I've got them... sorry, Lord Vader, but we couldn't escape taking the restI know it's annoying seeing you, and all..."
"What... IT'S ME? WHAT THE..." Darth Vader fainted.
"Look, the Emperor commanded me to bring back Tiana and Jandalf... sigh... you're hopeless."
Vader woke up; stared at the unconscious captives. "It's Tiana."
Shadow hit him on the head hard, and pointed at herself discreetly.
"I needed that," Vader commented.
"You can't remember her..." Shadow shook her head.
"It's about time I rebooted, anyway," Vader added.
Vader glared at Shadow, as Darth Maul left in order to go back to figuring out Vong biotechnology. "I can remember her just fine!" he replied, insulted.
"Anyhow, being as I am her...errr...yeah..." Shadow turned rather red for a moment, until Palpatine hobbled up.
Many years of using the dark side had aged him quickly, not to mention that Obi-Wan had injured him quite nicely (or horribly, depending on whose side you're on) in a duel a few years back. "Good, goooooooood..."
Shadow smiled slightly. "We have succeeded thus far, my master."
Jandalf suddenly woke back up. "YOU'LL NEVER TURN ME!" she screamed, turning red in the face from the effort of screaming right after waking up.
Shadow held out the ducttape again, and hit her hard.
Darth Vader moaned. "I can't believe it comes to this."
"NEVER! MMMMMPHMMMPH!" Jandalf screamed, the ducttape getting in the way of her screams. When your mouth is ducttaped, it tends to be tricky to scream.
Shadow smiled. "It's ducttape, what can I say? Now, my lord, shall I take them to their cells?"
Jandalf mumbled unintelligibility, "I know that." Although it sounded more like "Mmmy mmnnuuuh aaahhmm."
Palpatine left.
Darth Vader waved his hand, and then stopped. "Wait... wait one minute. Take the rest, but leave the orange one."
"Yeah? Why?" asked Shadow.
"Because I said so!"
Tiana woke up. /MASTER, IT'S A TRAP!... SHE'S.../
Shadow hit her over the head quite hard. "Shut up. All right, Lord Vader..."
Under the ducttape, Jandalf attempted to reply, "I know!"
Shadow dragged the others off, and locked them into random cells, Tiana and Audreidi in one, Han and Anakin in another. She left Obi-Wan so she could lock him and Jandalf on another level however.
"NOOOOO!" screamed Audreidi, as the door clanged down.
"IT'S A TRAP!" screamed Tiana.
Anakin looked at Darth Vader strangely. "Hey... isn't that m..." He was cut off as the cell door slammed closed.
Jandalf glared at Shadow. Take this ducttape off, or I'll stay in your head!
Shadow glared back. "Fine!" She hissed.
"YOWCH!" Jandalf yelped, as Shadow removed the ducttape quite unkindly.
Shadow shrugged. "Well, you asked for it, Jedi."
Jandalf straightened up. "As I was saying... YOU'LL NEVER TURN ME!"
Darth Vader made a sound very much like a snort. "I doubt that."
Shadow sighed. "As he said."
"Anyhow, there's something you still don't know, Jandalf," stated Vader.
"Oh, crap."
Shadow snickered, and rolled her eyes.
"Can't you see it coming..." Jandalf sighed.
"I am your father."
Jandalf fainted.
Vader straightened up. "Well. That's that."
Shadow, at that moment, could've came up with many reasons why that was not true, however, she didn't bother. She did, however, sigh, and shout at Jandalf, "JANDALF, HE IS NOT YOUR FATHER!"
"Actually, I am," Darth Vader replied.
Shadow sighed. "I should know, Anakin."
"Two different worlds, Shadow."
"That would make me her mother. Therefore, you are not her father."
Jandalf woke upshe didn't usually stay fainted long unless she was doing it to annoy Tiana. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Shadow sighed. "Seriously." She hit Jandalf again.
"Actually, I'm Anakin's clone. I married Padmé." Vader was mistaken, of course, as he didn't fully understand the confusing plot bunny. But then, neither did Shadow.
"Padmé still only had two kids, Anakin."
Jandalf rubbed her face where Shadow had hit her. "OW! CAN'T I EVEN GET AN OPPORTUNITY TO DENY IT?"
Shadow rolled her eyes. "No."
"No, You're mistaken, Shadow," Vader stated. "Anakin's dead."
"Jandalf, don't worry about it," Shadow said hastily. "And... sigh... FINE, Vader."
Jandalf sighed. "Oh, I'm worrying, all right."
"I'm not worrying about your health."
Vader turned to glare down at Shadow, who was still rather short next to him... Vader was taller than Anakin was.
"Okay, who is on whose side here?" asked Jandalf, looking at the two Sith strangely.
"I'm Sith, he's Sith," Shadow answered.
"What she said," Vader added.
"And you will turn, whether you like it or not."
Jandalf snorted. "Well, I'M a Jedi Master. TTTTTTHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPPBBBBB!"
Vader rolled his eyes. "There's no talking to her."
Shadow snorted, and hit her again.
"OW!"
"I always wanted to do that, but Obi-Wan wouldn't let me," Shadow said dryly. "Now there's no end of opportunities."
"I bet," Vader replied.
Jandalf suddenly remembered. "OBI MY LOVE!"
Vader sighed. "Oh, no."
"Can I lock her up again? PLEASE?" Shadow pleaded.
Jandalf began wailing. "WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU!"
Vader would've covered his ears, but, sadly, his helmet got in the way. Interestingly enough, he hadn't been tossed into a volcano in this world, but had been zapped rather badly by a certain Jedi Master. "YES! NOW!"
"I CAN'T BEAR THE TORMENT!" wailed Shadow.
"OBI-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" Jandalf lamented.
Shadow pulled out the ducttape again, and covered Jandalf's mouth.
"I'll just lock her up with Obi-Wan, and then she'll be happy."
"That may work," Vader commented.
WHERE DID HE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO? wailed Jandalf in Shadow's head.
Get out of my head, Shadow sent. He's here, okay, now SHUT UP, OR I'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE TORMENTED! I'm the master now!
YOU TAKE THIS TAPE OFF, OR I'LL STAY HERE FOREVER!
Darth Vader was very confused.
I'm still a master, like it or not, Jandalf added.
Ah, but you are mistaken, Shadow shot back. You know the truth... I'm as powerful as you now!
Jandalf snorted. Bah. I know who you are, I know where you come from. You might be as powerful as me, but you cannot conquer me, for I live for the MELODRAMA!
As did I, Master Jandalf. And you WILL turn, whether you like it or NOT!
Forget it. Now take this tape off!
Shadow rolled her eyes, and dragged Jandalf off, and tossed her in a cell with Obi-Wan after taking the tape off.
"JANDALF!" Obi-Wan hugged Jandalf.
"OBI!" Jandalf hugged him back.
"I'm no longer Tiana," Shadow shot back, and then ignored them as she busied herself locking up the cell.
"I know," Jandalf answered. "There will come a reckoning..."
Shadow locked the place up tightly...
"They don't have any radios here," Obi-Wan said, miffed.
"Sheesh. No music. Come ON!"
Shadow taped the door closed, after locking it tightly. The two Jedi were so stupid they didn't even notice that she wasn't bothering to lock the door, just lock the windows, and all the space around the cell. Which makes one wonder: windows? In cells? Ah, well. There's no accounting for the mentality of a Sith.
Evil theme music played.
Shadow set a force-field around the place.
"You'd think they were expecting us to break out," Obi-Wan commented.
Jandalf screeched happily. "WHOO-HOO! THE IMPERIAL MARCH!"
They danced insanely. Namely, the Macarena. It works perfectly with the Imp March, as a matter of fact.
Shadow pulled out yet more locks, tape, and glue.
"I think that's the point," Jandalf replied dryly, in response to Obi-Wan earlier comment.
Shadow set super glue, and chains about the cell.
"Okay, you guys can stop now! You've effectively rendered us helpless, okay? Yeesh!"
Shadow continued setting up tape, and more glue.
"They don't give up."
"I know you well enough, Jandalf," Shadow commented dryly through the door. It was all rather pointless, being as she wasn't even locking the DOOR! She roped the place around a few times, and put yet MORE glue around the walls.
Jandalf shrugged. "Oh well, we might as well make the best of it." She sat back to back with Obi-Wan.
The power suddenly went out, and the Imperial March stopped playing.
Obi-Wan began singing. "There's a hole in my bucket dear Liza, dear Liza, there's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, there's a hole!"
Jandalf continued singing along. "Well, then, fix it dear Henry, dear Henry..."
Shadow plugged her ears and ran for dear life, as the two Jedi continued on like this for hours...
A/N: There, now you have it, the beginning of the long awaited sequel! Please review, if you like it or not! If you flame us, I'll send the P.G. Faerie after you, and you don't want that...
Hope you enjoyed it! A New Hope...err... chapter will come up sometime soon...