Don't kill me; kill your mouse.

Disclaimer: As much as I hate to say it, Nintendo owns the copyright of Super Smash Bros.

(Begin chapter 1)

The smashers awoke to the usual smell of Mr. Game & Watch's famous Italian Sausages cooking in the huge kitchen. Everyone was eating breakfast in peace (or as peaceful as the mansion gets).

"Is anyone else thinking things are a little to quiet?" Link asked. "Yes, and were is Mario?" Luigi asked, with worry for his brother in his face. "I think he is still sleeping," Peach said. "HELP, pichu, youa needa to stopa," someone screamed from upstairs. "Pika, pikachu," Pikachu said. "Does anyone here speak pika?" Roy asked. "He said 'What trouble is it (a/n I have no idea if pichu is a boy or girl) in now?" Mewtwo said.

Link, Zelda, Marth, Luigi, and Peach proceded to go upstairs to see what was wrong with Mario. The sight was horrid when they got there, apparently the lightbulb in Mario's room had burned out, and Pichu was trying to be the new lighting system. Everything in the room was scorched, the bed, Mission Impossible posters, walls, everything. "Pi pichu, pika," yelped the small mouse. Mewtwo proceded to translate "Being electrified hurts a lot."

The smashers took everything out of the now black room, and threw it out. "My wonderful Mission Impossible collection, it'sa gone nowa, NOOOOO." Dr. Mario hushed Mario as he treated his 2nd degree burns.

"Now, we have to actually change this light bulb, can anyone drive?" Zelda asked in the rec room. "Me me, oh I can drive," young link shouted in excitement. "Does anyone else know how to drive?" Zelda asked hopefully "I can," captsin asked. "Anyone else? Please?" "I can ride Epona, does that count?" link asked. "Sure, go get us a bulb." Zelda instructed him.

"Now, we need a ladder, or a chair," Zelda said. Mr. Game and Watch held up his chair and waved it in the air "Thanks, that will work, now we need someone tall,"

Gannondorf piped up this time "I'll do it." "Alright then, when link gets back, then we will change that pesky bulb

(A/N) Wow, 1st chapter of my 1st story done pats self on back Please Review