The happy young goat had just learned that he was on the Squash Squad, an elite group of wild goats who are sent to trample witches and wizards of England. "My life has finally begun!" the goat(named Hynae) said.
Lavender Brown was testing out the new misty-seaweed blush in the Gryffindor common room, because Revlon sent everything to her first. Naturally. They memorized her address.
Anyway, at that moment, Hynae burst in. "Give me an X-ray, a xylophone, and Xanadu(you know, Kublai Khan's home). Darn, X's rock!" The X-hating Brown frowned.
And before you could say "hoofmarks on Lavender's face", there were... hoofmarks on Lavender's face.
Hours later, during the Charms class, where Professor Flitwick's radio was playing "Guerilla Radio" at maximum volume, the other goat, who happened to be wearing socks that said "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day! Yeah, sausage! Merry X-mas! If you can read this, you're staring at a sock! Yahoo! Don't go there girlfriend! Your mama! When is someone gonna say, 'bite the wax tadpole'? Soon. Don't count the above as fulfilling a requirement! Geography sucks. Ew, lilac-smelling stickers on the tests. Damn, this is small type. CHALLENGE 5
*A professor must have a radio in his or her classroom
*Must include "Misty Seaweed"-colored makeup of some sort.... whatever THAT looks like... scary...
*Someone must say "Bite the wax tadpole"
*Must mention odd socks (for example, the ones I'm wearing that say "Juvenile Delinquent")
*You must use the letter "x"... it's a poor, neglected letter, and I feel bad for it...
Due by December 15th... START TYPIN, YEH GREAT PRUNE!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yeah, we're odd socks!", hopped over the radio and began to headbang angrily. Before you could say "Damn, that hurts!", Flitwick was on the ground, saying "Damn, that hurts!" But that wasn't the worst of it.
Professor McGonagall was in the Prefects' Bathroom because she liked being all against authority-ish. That's because she is the authority. So no one gave a damn. So she was fine.
She turned a drain, and wax tadpoles popped out. Then Minerva remembered her favorite game show. "Bite the wax tadpole!" she yelled. It was the most fun game show on television.
Contestants were forced to catch wax tadpoles in their mouths. They shot out of pipes, then, shortly after, the tadpoles zoomed out, too. It was their job to bite the baby frogs on the way down.
Unfortunately, when a wizard bites a wax tadpole, it causes an allergic reaction which makes them blow up.
McGonagall exploded. Hogwarts exploded. The gas station outside exploded. England exploded. Europe exploded. The world explo--BOOM!
Lavender Brown was testing out the new misty-seaweed blush in the Gryffindor common room, because Revlon sent everything to her first. Naturally. They memorized her address.
Anyway, at that moment, Hynae burst in. "Give me an X-ray, a xylophone, and Xanadu(you know, Kublai Khan's home). Darn, X's rock!" The X-hating Brown frowned.
And before you could say "hoofmarks on Lavender's face", there were... hoofmarks on Lavender's face.
Hours later, during the Charms class, where Professor Flitwick's radio was playing "Guerilla Radio" at maximum volume, the other goat, who happened to be wearing socks that said "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day! Yeah, sausage! Merry X-mas! If you can read this, you're staring at a sock! Yahoo! Don't go there girlfriend! Your mama! When is someone gonna say, 'bite the wax tadpole'? Soon. Don't count the above as fulfilling a requirement! Geography sucks. Ew, lilac-smelling stickers on the tests. Damn, this is small type. CHALLENGE 5
*A professor must have a radio in his or her classroom
*Must include "Misty Seaweed"-colored makeup of some sort.... whatever THAT looks like... scary...
*Someone must say "Bite the wax tadpole"
*Must mention odd socks (for example, the ones I'm wearing that say "Juvenile Delinquent")
*You must use the letter "x"... it's a poor, neglected letter, and I feel bad for it...
Due by December 15th... START TYPIN, YEH GREAT PRUNE!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yeah, we're odd socks!", hopped over the radio and began to headbang angrily. Before you could say "Damn, that hurts!", Flitwick was on the ground, saying "Damn, that hurts!" But that wasn't the worst of it.
Professor McGonagall was in the Prefects' Bathroom because she liked being all against authority-ish. That's because she is the authority. So no one gave a damn. So she was fine.
She turned a drain, and wax tadpoles popped out. Then Minerva remembered her favorite game show. "Bite the wax tadpole!" she yelled. It was the most fun game show on television.
Contestants were forced to catch wax tadpoles in their mouths. They shot out of pipes, then, shortly after, the tadpoles zoomed out, too. It was their job to bite the baby frogs on the way down.
Unfortunately, when a wizard bites a wax tadpole, it causes an allergic reaction which makes them blow up.
McGonagall exploded. Hogwarts exploded. The gas station outside exploded. England exploded. Europe exploded. The world explo--BOOM!