A/N; Woo... Okay, taking a break from writing has seriously rusted me. So doing about a 1k story in about 8-10 hours with no real planning was rough, and considering this is unbeta'd is.. ehhh..

Anyway, enjoy these small moments between everyone's favorite pair of M-Rated characters in a Kid-Friendly fighting game!

Snake/Bayonetta

"Intriguing"

Now, I've seen a lot of shit in my life. I truly have, but whenever I go to this occasional smash tournament thing I'm reminded I haven't seen enough.

I didn't participate in the last tourney, I had duties to fulfill, but according to some of my fellow fighters nothing much happened (or in the hedgehog's own terms: "Last tournament was… actually kinda lame. 90% of the new fighters all used sword and there was this party board called Smash Tour no one really used. It dusted up pretty fast," He shrugged his shoulders, "You didn't miss much, buddy.")

I found those statements shocking, considering the variety of the new cast.

To pick a few, there were these kids, you see… Well, in actuality, they were squids. They had tentacles for "hair" and transformed between forms? It was really eerie but somehow interesting. They refer to themselves as Inklings.

Next was this… Crocodile King? I didn't know anything about his past but it must of been a rough one. The guy looked insane with his twitchy eye and coarse and ragged cape. I can already tell I don't want anything to do with him. He refers to himself as King K. Rool. What does the K stand for?

I believe Richter is Simon's descendant? They act normal regarding that information. I imagine It would be bizarre seeing your ancestor but it must of came naturally to them. They were Vampire Hunters, or at least that's what they call themselves. I was never one to believe in the supernatural, but it's hard to say that with all the aforementioned stuff. The two mildly astonish me, only because I've seen weirder.

When I say weirder, I'm referring to the walking plant that's, according to others, participating In this year's tournament. Thought it was some kind of early April's Fools joke when the man himself, Mario, said that. Beating up and strangling a plant is something I never expected I would write home about, but here we are.

Looks like this tournament is going to be… Ultimate.

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I was walking down the halls, accustoming myself to all these new changes that have happened since the last time I was here, when suddenly I walked past this woman.

Woman would be putting it nicely, Giantess would be a more honest term to describe her. The lady was tall, very tall, and her outfit was far from modest, VERY far from modest. Her hair was dark as night and skin could be shown from various parts of her suit. Anyone could tell she really enjoyed expressing her sexuality.

"See something you like, Little Soldier Man?" She asks me provocatively, voice overflowing with feminine confidence and mischief. I chuckle at this.

"Nothing too spectacular," I admit.

She raises a shadowy eyebrow in curiosity, seductive smirk on her wicked, yet attractive, face. She looks up and down my body, investigating me. It looked like she wanted to say more, but must of been in a rush.

Minding her own business, she continues to walk, a swing in her voluptuous hips and figure. I watch her leave.

...What an intriguing lady.

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A few days past and I learned that her name is Bayonetta. Her real name is Cereza, but she goes by Bayonetta during matches. She's a witch, and apparently she uses her hair to fight, as odd as that sounds.

When spectating a match between Peach and Samus, I was sitting on the bleachers when the statuquese woman approached me.

"Enjoying the show?" She questions casually, taking a seat next to me. She crosses her lengthy legs and slender arms, head tilted at me with a smug smile, "Nothing better than seeing two women getting down and dirty on the battlefield, huh?"

I scoff at her vulgarity. "I don't know what you're talking about," I say.

This time she chuckles. She puts her hand under her nicely shaped chin, increasing her mischievous aura. She tilts her eyes back to the ongoing match between the two blondes.

"So, who are you watching for? Is it the beauty in the blue suit sporting the ponytail?" She watches the bounty hunter, Samus Aran, as she throws out a flexible roundhouse kick.

"Or is it the pretty in pink princess?" She averts her eyes to the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom as she blocks her opponent's ferocious kick, bumping her back a bit.

"Both," I answer neutrally, "I'm in a team match in a few weeks and Peach is my partner, so finding out her weaknesses and strengths before then would benefit us."

"And Sammy?" The witch asks.

"...Always watch your opponents closely."

Bayonetta rolls her eyes. I don't think she believes me.

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My doubles match with Peach went fairly smoothly.

We won 2-1 against Lucina and Link but It was a close shave. A win is a win, regardless, so the mushroomy princess celebrated with a cheer. Mario, Bowser, and this brunette princess in an orange dress walked up to her and congratulated her… Or I should say Mario and Bowser walked up and congratulated her. The princess, on the other hand, frantically ran up and held Peach up in a big hug. They both laughed wholeheartedly as they cheered their royal victory.

I watched this all go on from the sideline. It didn't make me feel lonely (I'm used to being alone), but uncomfortable. I don't get a whole party to commemorate when I win a match, aside from the casual "congrats" from friendly individuals like Mario, Pit or Sonic. Seeing such a contrast while being on the same team gave me this foreign feeling.

I turned around, about to head back.

Suddenly, I felt a pair of smooth but brash hands on my shoulders, followed by a buxomable sized chest curving into my back in such a noticeable seductive manner. I Instantly knew who it was.

"Nice job on the win, big guy." She commended, voice compassionate.

"Bayo," I guessed correctly.

"You know me so well," She slurred flirtatiously.

Her motives were transparent.

Heh, what an intoxicating lady.