Terraria: A Diary
The Highway to Hell
Day 1
Today, I woke up in this weird place. All I have was this blank notebook, a wooden pick, copper axe and my name. I have no idea how I got these but it can't be good. There was a dude with light brown hair just walking around and when I go talk to him… guess what? He knew my name! I talked to him for a while and I got a pretty good idea how nuts he is!
Zombies? Demon eyes? I found out I was wrong about him later but I'm getting ahead. I cut down some trees and started building a house. By the time I was done it was evening. I try to praise my work but the dude just walked in and started acting like it was his house. He must be a homeless man…. From New York. I find out the guys name was Duke.
Usually, you would think that would be the name of some tough guy but nope! He was cowardly as heck. He keeps warning me of zombies while I diss him, but soon I hear banging. My first reaction to assume that it's a housewarming party but when I opened the door, I get smacked in the face by a zombie! As I fall down he comes in and Duke starts banging his head on the wall. Terrified, I grab my axe and attack him. One shot and he died. I rush out and I see a couple more and some … eyes floating around. I close the door I made and see that there was some copper coins on the ground. I'll talk to Duke tomorrow and find out about that.
But as I write on the table, I feel the need to sleep. The cold hard wooden ground for me!