Ode to my Mallet

by Aeris3

short funny poem about Akane's mallet R&R (please)

Ode to my mallet,

The Akane Tendo Story!

By Kurumi

oh my mallet that rest's in my hand,
oh my mallet that hit's you when i'm mad,
oh my mallet strikes you even when i'm glad,
because i love my mallet,
it hide's away for no one to see,
it rest in my pocket and everyone leaves it be,
it protects me from the killer bee's,
with a smash,
smash here,
and a smash,
smash there,
here a smash,
there a smash,
everywhere a smash, smash,
everywhere a "smash, smash",
if old Mac Donald had a mallet,
it be just like,
my mallet,
my mallet,
my only mallet!