A/N: Merry Christmas, my lovelies! My Christmas gift to you is a lovely little poem I wrote (a couple years ago, actually) just for the season. I hope you enjoy, and please, sing it in your head as you read. It's funnier that way.
Disclaimer: Mishaaaaaaa!
On the first day of Christmas, Crowley gave to me
A second father named Bobby
On the second day of Christmas, Crowley gave to me
Two hunting brothers
And a second father named Bobby
On the third day of Christmas, Crowley gave to me
Three devil's traps
Two hunting brothers
And a second father named Bobby
On the fourth day of Christmas, Crowley gave to me
Four Horseman's rings
Three devil's traps
Two hunting brothers
And a second father named Bobby
On the fifth day of Christmas, Crowley gave to me
Five angel swords!
Four Horseman's rings
Three devil's traps
Two hunting brothers
And a second father named Bobby
On the sixth day of Christmas, Crowley gave to me
Six vengeful spirits
Five angel swords!
Four Horseman's rings
Three devil's traps
Two hunting brothers
And a second father named Bobby
On the seventh day of Christmas, Crowley gave to me
Seven tricksters playing
Six vengeful spirits
Five angel swords!
Four Horseman's rings
Three devil's traps
Two hunting brothers
And a second father named Bobby
On the eighth day of Christmas, Crowley gave to me
Eight kitsune killings
Seven tricksters playing
Six vengeful spirits
Five angel swords!
Four Horseman's rings
Three devil's traps
Two hunting brothers
And a second father named Bobby
On the ninth day of Christmas, Crowley gave to me
Nine exorcisms
Eight kitsune killings
Seven tricksters playing
Six vengeful spirits
Five angel swords!
Four Horseman's rings
Three devil's traps
Two hunting brothers
And a second father named Bobby
On the tenth day of Christmas, Crowley gave to me
Ten angels fighting
Nine exorcisms
Eight kitsune killings
Seven tricksters playing
Six vengeful spirits
Five angel swords!
Four Horseman's rings
Three devil's traps
Two hunting brothers
And a second father named Bobby
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Crowley gave to me
Eleven hunters hunting
Ten angels fighting
Nine exorcisms
Eight kitsune killings
Seven tricksters playing
Six vengeful spirits
Five angel swords!
Four Horseman's rings
Three devil's traps
Two hunting brothers
And a second father named Bobby
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Crowley gave to me
Twelve Leviathans eating
Eleven hunters hunting
Ten angels fighting
Nine exorcisms
Eight kitsune killings
Seven tricksters playing
Six vengeful spirits
Five angel swords!
Four Horseman's rings
Three devil's traps
Two hunting brothers
And a second father named Bobby!
A/N: Have you guys heard Jason Manns's Christmas with Friends album? It's awesome! And Misha sings The Twelve Days of Christmas on it. It's so cute! If you haven't heard it, go look it up on youtube right now. You won't regret it! Merry Christmas, everyone, and a blessed New Year!