Blanket Scenario-Soujiro and Misao

The first

Well, this story is all about being real cold,
Because, when it is, no one's really too bold,
So one day Soujiro and Misao were to walk,
To the market together, it was half a block
Away, and don't ask me why they were there at all,
Lest you crave my huge wrath or a black eye and fall. (wink)

*ahem*

Well, this unlikely pair had good fortune enough,
To get caught in a snowstorm at its point most rough,
They luckily stumbled upon a small cabin,
And thanked all the gods for the luck they were havin,
Inside was a table, a chair and a book,
But, alas! No thick quilts, no TV, and no wook! (MY WORD for wood. Live with it.)
But a lone, thin gray blanket was hung on a hook.

"Well, Soujiro-kun," said Misao, turning red,
It does seem that the best thing to do is to head
For that thin, measly blanket that's hanging o'er there,
And to huddle below it, but Soujiro, TAKE CARE
That your hands do not wander too far from the cloth,
Lest you don't want the hand that my claws will rip off." (Misao smiles innocently)
So they covered themselves with that sparse little thing,
But soon found, that with time, little warmth did it bring.
Soujiro smiled (as always) and said,
"Misao-dono, really, let's just get closer instead;
We can huddle together and create much more heat,
It's a ninja technique that's impossible to beat!"
Well, Misao had her doubts, but, wow, no arguments,
So she snuggled right up and gave him little "hints."




















…And that's where babies come from, boys and girls. Thanks for reading!!! Lmao. -TBO~~ ^_^;;V"