A/N: Hey, everyone. I decided to get into the Christmas spirit with this fic. I don't know if I'll be able to finish it before the big day, but I'll give it my best shot. Remember, I don't own Kim Possible.
Fire and Ice
I.
Christmas was once again fast approaching, and the town of Middleton was caught up in the holiday spirit. At the mall, everyone was frantically trying to finish up their Christmas shopping before the week ended. That included Kim Possible who was accompanied by Ron Stoppable.
"So, what are you getting your fam?" Ron asked his girlfriend.
"I was thinking a tie for my dad and a new beeper for my mom" the redhead replied.
"And the tweebs?" Ron asked.
"That's a little difficult as I don't want to give them anything they can use to make some dangerous experiment".
"What about Nana?"
"I already ordered a new massage chair for her" Kim answered.
"Anything else?" Ron asked with a smirk.
"Nuh-uh" Kim said as she wagged her finger "I don't want to spoil the surprise. You'll just have to wait. By the way, what did you get me?"
"Well, I guess I could give you a sample of what you'll get" Ron replied.
"Really?" Kim asked as she caught on to what he was saying.
"Yeah" Ron said as he leaned in. Kim did the same, closing her eyes and puckering up…
Beep-Beep-Be-Beep
The signature tone instantly dashed the moment as Kim and Ron looked to the watch device.
Sighing, Kim turned on the Kimmunicator "Go, Wade".
"Sorry to interrupt your Christmas shopping guys" the techie said "But there's been a break-in at Global Warming Inc".
"What's that?" Ron asked.
"The lab where Drakken stole the atmos-freezer" Kim replied.
"Why would anyone want that at this time of year?" Ron asked, befuddled.
"Don't know, but I'm betting it can't be good" Kim answered "We're on it, Wade".
With that, the two teens were heading for the mall door.
II.
The building's security was on full alert as the intruders made their way to the main lab. Unfortunately, the guards were unable to stop them as their weapons literally froze them in their tracks.
The leader eventually reached the door to the lab. Looking to the side, he noticed that it was a digit security pass code. He smirked to himself.
"Please. If these clowns are really suppose to be studying cold, they'd know that ice can't be kept in or out".
With that, he placed his hand on the center of the door. In a flash, ice began to spread from the point he touched and began covering the door. In a few seconds, the entire door was frozen solid. Winding up, the leader delivered a powerful punch which shattered the door into ice fragments. Snapping his fingers, minions advanced into the room. In a few moments, they had secured what their boss desired.
"Ah, the atmos-freezer" the villain said as he approached the machine and lovingly caressed it with his finger "That fool Drakken was on the right track, but he didn't realize your true potential like I do, my sweet".
"Too bad you won't get the chance to do that either" Kim said as she and Ron landed behind the villain.
"Ooh, the famous Kim Possible" the villain said without even turning around "I was expecting you".
"You know who I am" Kim stated without missing a beat "Now who are you?"
"And what's with the white and blue suits?" Ron said as he took note of the outfits the henchmen were wearing, only to receive a glare from Kim.
"You don't know how much I was hoping you'd ask me that" the villain said as he turned to face the teens.
Kim and Ron could only gasp as they finally got a look at the villain they were dealing with. Even Rufus, who had stuck his head out of Ron's pocket, was startled by the sight of the villain in front of them.
Standing in front of them as a tall, gangly-looking thin man. He had long arms with equally long gangly fingers. His face was pasty and pale. On his head was frosty white hair that looked stiff, giving it the appearance that it was made of ice. He was wearing a bulking, hissing, hydraulic suit with hoses jetting from his shoulders to his wrists.
"Whoa" Ron said "And I thought Drakken had a crazy skin condition".
"Who in the world are you?" Kim asked the pasty-faced villain again.
As if in answer to her question, upbeat music began playing, seemingly from nowhere.
"Uh, KP" Ron said as the beat grew louder "Where's that coming from?"
Kim didn't answer and instead watched in shock and amazement as the villain began dancing, and even more so, singing.
I'm Mr. White Christmas
I'm Mr. Snow,
I'm Mr. Icicle
I'm Mr. 10 Below,
As he danced, he made his way over to the wall.
Friends call me Snow Miser,
Whatever I touch
He placed his hand on a section of the wall and his suit flashed, freezing the entire wall.
Turns to snow in my clutch,
Ha Ha
I'm too much.
Ha!
Kim and Ron could only stand still and watch in shock as Snow Miser's henchmen joined in.
He's Mr. White Christmas
He's Mr. Snow,
"That's right" said Snow Miser.
He's Mr. Icicle
He's Mr. 10 Below
Snow Miser then began singing again.
Friends call me Snow Miser,
Whatever I touch,
Turns to snow in my clutch,
He's too much his minions sang.
Still shocked by what she was seeing, Kim could only continue watching while Ron began snapping his fingers to the beat as Snow Miser continued.
I never want to know a day
That's over forty degrees,
I'd rather have it thirty,
Twenty, ten, five,
Then let it freeze!
Whoo-hoo!
As he continued his dance, Snow Miser's minions came in for the final verse.
He's Mr. White Christmas,
He's Mr. Snow
"That's right!"
He's Mr. Icicle,
He's Mr. 10 Below
Snow Miser came in for the last time.
Friends call me Snow Miser
Whatever I touch,
Turns to snow in my clutch,
Ha Ha!
I'm too much!
Ha Ha!
Too much! his henchmen echoed, and with that the music stopped.
"Does that answer your question?" Snow Miser said in his cool voice.
Kim only stood still for a few seconds before finally saying "That…was…freaky".
"Tell me about it" Ron complained "Now the villains are getting theme songs too? Man, I thought Team Impossible's song had a good beat".
At that point, Rufus jumped onto Ron's shoulder and began chattering to Ron.
"That's true" Ron agreed "The lyrics and tune were good, but the choreography could use some work".
Snow Miser sneered "What do you know about dancing? We've been practicing that routine for weeks".
"Dude" Ron called back "I'm just saying that your dance moves could use a little more step in them".
"Uh, Ron, dealing with a villain here, remember?" Kim called to her boyfriend before turning to Snow Miser "As for you, Mr. Miser, or whatever you call yourself, you can practice your showmanship behind bars".
"Sorry" Snow Miser said as he raised his hand "But it'll take a lot more than you two to put me in the cooler".
In a flash, a freezing blast fired from Snow Miser's gauntlet directly at the teens. Quickly ducking, Kim and Ron managed to get out of the way, leaving a huge pillar of ice where they were standing.
"Whoa" Ron said as he observed the villain's work "Talk about a cold reception".
Snow Miser chuckled "And I'm just, if you'll pardon the expression, getting warmed up".
A large snowball instantly materialized in Snow Miser's hands. With incredible strength, Snow Miser hurled the boulder-sized orb at the duo. While Kim managed to jump out of the way, Ron unfortunately got hit head on by the ball and splattered by it, nearly freezing him.
"And I..I u...usually…l..ike…snowball fights" he shivered.
Kim quickly ran over to her partner to see if he was okay.
"Are you okay, Ron?" she asked.
"Yeah, it's just a little frostbite" Ron said as he got up and pointed "But we got company".
Sure enough, Snow Miser's henchmen were surrounding the teens.
Kim immediately took a fighting stance "Looks like things are about to get chilly". She then mentally chided herself for the lame pun she made.
The closest henchman swung at her. Quickly ducking, Kim grabbed his arm and swung him into three others. Two others came at Ron from either side. Acting quickly, Ron did a split kick and knocked them both back. To Kim and Ron's shock however, the men they had knocked down were back on their feet instantly. In a flash, all the henchmen had whipped out hand-held blasters. One took aim at the duo and fired. Kim and Ron managed to duck out of the way just before the blast hit, leaving the wall behind to be frozen solid.
"This dude really has a thing for ice" Ron said.
"Uh-huh" Rufus agreed.
The henchmen didn't let up. They kept firing their ice blasters at the teens. Kim and Ron continued to dodge them but soon began running out of room.
"Looks like someone hired Hench's elite goons" Kim grumbled before turning to Ron "Time to turn up the heat, BF" she said before one again flinching at the pun she made.
With his girlfriend's okay, Ron paused for a second. Just as a bunch of the goons were all pointing their weapons at him, his eyes snapped open and he leaped into the air just as they fired at the spot he was standing. In a flash, he landed on one minion and trapped him in a leg hold. Bending over, Ron flipped into a handstand and hurled the man into a squad behind him. Without getting out of his position, Ron began spinning like a top, deflecting the ice blasts. Hopping back on his feet, Ron charged at the minions and began kicking, punching, and throwing them all over the place.
With Ron taking care of the henchmen, Kim was free to deal with the leader. Turning towards Snow Miser, she saw that his attention was focused on the atmos-freezer. Charging at him, she had hoped to catch him off guard. To her shock, however, Snow Miser whirled around and delivered a powerful punch to the ground the knocked her off her feet.
"Oh, I'm sorry" he said in his cool, collected manner "Did I fail to mention that my suit enhances my strength 10 fold?"
"Well, you did leave that little tidbit out" Kim said flatly.
Chuckling, Snow Miser raised his hands "Sorry I can't stay and chill with you, but I have work to do before the big day. So here's something to cool you and your partner off in the meantime".
With that his ice gauntlets unleashed a rush of cold air which filled the room. In a manner of moments, Kim and Ron found themselves buried under snow. A few seconds later, they crawled out, fortunate enough not to have endured hypothermia.
"Are you okay?" Kim called out.
"Fine" Ron replied before checking his pocket "Rufus?".
"Urk, okay" the mole rat said.
Turning, Kim saw that Snow Miser and his men were loading the atmos-freezer onto an ice platform. Before Kim could reach them, Snow Miser was using his ice suit to lift him and his minions up on lift of ice to an open window.
"See ya around!" Snow Miser said with a wave to Kim and the others "Hope you're really dreaming of a white Christmas this year!"
With that, they were out the window and long gone, leaving Kim to growl in annoyance.
TBC…