The Warbler New Direction Awkward Sleepover Party Thing

by BrunetteKlaineLover

The Warbler are having a sleepover and all of the New Directions are invited (Thanks to Kurt). Our favorite warbler, Nick Duval, is telling the story of what REALLY went down, with some "help" from the Peanut Gallery. Rated K plus Just in case Santana does something.. Enjoy!

1. Chapter 1

Okay, this a little something I put together. It is only a little bit if it, so tell mWahhabi you thina and if you want more! Enjoy :)

The Warbler/New Direction Awkward Sleepover Party... Thing

Okay, so it all started one calm day at Dalton Boys Academy (Nick, things are never calm at Dalton.)(True, Jeff, true). Scratch that first bit. It all started one especially psychotic day at Dalton. (Okay, that's better)(I'm so glad you approve, Jeff)(Sarcasm?)(Yes..) Well Kurt (ah yes, my sweet, sweet porcelain..)(Ms. Sylvester?)(Yes Bieber?)(What?) (You have a brunette Beiber cut)(awesome)(We are kinda trying to tell a story, so it would be helpful if you could maybe stop interjecting your opinions...)(Opinions? No, no. These are my rewrites) Umm anyways, Kurt was sitting at a table in the Warbler common room. His history teacher had assigned a project. So as usual, Jeff and I were asking him random questions to annoy him. All of a sudden, the scent of raspberry hair gel filled the room. This could only mean one thing. (The pizza's here?)(... No, Trent.) Blaine Anderson had entered the room. (I'd much rather have had pizza...)(Please shut up Trent!)
I could tell Kurt was blushing, since he has a huge crush on (NICK!)(Kurt, if I don't say, the story won't make sense)(If you say it, your face won't make sense) Okay! Kurt was being his usual boring self. Blaine sat next to Agent 6 (Who is agent 6)(Jeff, Ms. Sylvester.) Blaine sat next to boring old Jeff. Then he said, "Hey guys, whatcha doin?" And I said, "Just helping Kurt with his homework!" Kurt them huffed and rolled his eyes. Then Blaine laughed because he thinks it absolutely ador(NICK!)(Yes Blaine?)(Don't say that.) Fine. Blaine laughed for literally no reason at all because he is insane. Then Blaine asked what the project was about, and Kurt went on and on about his lame history class, but Blaine was only staring into his piercing blue eyes because he says that when he looks into Kurt's(NICK!)(BLAINE!)(Could you not?) Okay then. Blaine was really intrigued by Kurt's history topic because Blaine is a giant nerd who wears too much hair gel and brightly colored suspenders and bowties with short pants that make him looked like a six year old, so now Blaine can help everyone with their history projects from now on. (Thanks, Nick)(Hey, you asked for it Blaine)