This is my first Marauders fic and I hope you like it. I'm writing a bunch of these kinds of fics, random one-shots for the Marauders. I came up with this at lunch a few weeks ago and this popped into my head. I hope you like it.
Also all of these will be purely dialogue fics. It's fun to guess who's speaking.
Well I don't own anyone or thing, but the plot.
#1 – Mornings
"Shall we wake up the lazy-butt, Jamie?"
"We shall indeed, Siri."
"WAKE UP!"
"…"
"…"
"It didn't work."
"But our yelling always works."
"Maybe we should try again?"
"I don't see why not."
"WAKE UP!"
"SOD OFF!"
" … Sorry, Frankie-boy."
"We were trying to wake up Remus."
"Will you two shut up?"
"Fine."
"No more yelling … this morning anyway."
"Fine."
"So how will we wake up, Remmy?"
"He seems to have put a silencing charm on his bed, Siri."
"And yeserthday he had a water-repelling charm on his bed as well …"
"So that idea is out of the way."
"I'm afraid we have to use drastic measures."
"You're not talking about …?"
"Yes, I am."
"You're not serious are you?"
"Aren't you Sirius?"
"Shut it, Jamie. Now are you talking about what I think you are?"
"Yes."
"But it's suicide."
"Do you want to wake him up or not?"
"I want him up."
"Then we must."
"He'll kill us."
"I know. But at least we did one good deed at Hogwarts."
"We must eat his chocolate."
Five minutes later …
"James! Sirius! What are you doing?"
"Nothing, Pete. Just waking up Remmy."
"Do you both have a last will in case this fails?"
"Nope."
"Nada."
"Your doomed."
"Now back to the mission. Did you get his chocolate, Sirius?"
"Yes."
"Remus is going to kill you once he finds out you ate his chocolate."
"Who ate my chocolate?"
"They did."
"Thanks for ratting us out, Peter."
"Yeah."
"You two ate my chocolate even after I told you not to touch it."
"Maybe …"
"In my defense, we were trying to wake you up."
"Is there class today?"
"Nope."
"What time is it?"
"7 o'clock."
"This is too early to deal with this. Evil morning people."
A few minutes later …
"Do you think he forgot about the chocolate?"
"You're an idiot, Sirius."
"Oww!"
"Oww!"
"That's what you get for waking me up early and eating my chocolate."
"Again, he would make a good Chaser."
"But why did he have to throw his paperweight."
"And his Potions Textbook."
"And his Transfiguration Textbook."
"And his other paperweight."
"Shut up!"
"Look. Evans! I'm going to ask her out."
"3 Galleons she hexes him."
"Peter, I'm not even going to take you up on that. She always hexes him."
"Good point."
Well that was fun to write. Somehow I always pictured Remus as not a morning person and having a 'minor' addiction to chocolate – really who actually has chocolate on hand with them all the time?
Well the next one I also funny. Here's a preview;
"Sirius, shut up. He's speaking Spanish."
"Ja."
"What did you say?"
"No comprendo, Senor Prongs y Senor Padfoot."
"I mean before that! Do you not understand me?"
"Ja."
"What the hell is he saying?"
The second one is based off something I actually did to annoy some people.
Please review! Please?