Disclaimer: I don't own FMA, sadly……but I do Own my Character, Psyche!

Haddo! This is my first Roiai thingy, so take it easy on me! OK, basically, Envy and Psyche have caught Roy and Riza doing……naughty stuff in the lake, and they think they could work this to their advantage. Muahahahahahaaa! Rated M for lemons in later chapters…..like chapter 2 for instance!

CH1…..

"Sir, please get to work", said First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye as she pointed her gun toward his head. "Now." Colonel Roy Mustang cringed when he looked down the barrel. He immediately went back to his work, but dazed into another dimension as he thought about a certain someone. He thought about her often, and he often wished they could be together. He also wondered about letting her know his feelings, so she could know she'd be welcome with open arms. But…there were problems with that. The first problem was, they couldn't be together romantically. The second problem was, she wouldn't allow it. The third problem was, she was Riza Hawkeye. Yes, trigger-happy, uptight, icy Riza Hawkeye. But that's why he liked her. She didn't take any crap from anyone. She knew how to defend herself. She…was talking again. Focus, dammit! "Sir, I suggest you get to work, otherwise, I might not let you go to lunch", she said coldly, not looking up from her book. Falman raised his eyebrows and looked at Roy. He was looking at Riza with a raised eyebrow. She heard him mutter, "Who's the commanding officer here?" She stared him down with an icy glare.

A few hours later, it was time for lunch. Mustang tried to sneak out, covered by Falman and Breda. Riza noticed and pulled him back by his collar. "Oh, no you don't", she said as she pulled him back. She sat him down at his desk again. She sighed and said, "Sir, you have to finish your work!" "It's just three documents, Hawkeye!" he whined. "Can't I finish them after lunch?" Riza sighed. My god, he is so annoying, she thought. "If you finish them now, you can have free time for the rest of the day" She looked at Roy again, and he did his famous puppy eyes whenever he wanted to avoid paperwork. "Sir", she said, icily and exasperated, "That didn't work on me then, so what makes you think it'll work on me now?" He pouted and went back to his work. So commanding, yet so cute, he thought with a smirk. She watched him do his work with interest. He's so handsome when he consentra—HOLD IT, she thought. What the hell? I can't think about him like that, even if it's true—stop that! She mentally scolded herself as Roy finally finished the last document. As he did, he thought, I'm just gonna get it over with, I'm gonna tell her.

"Now, sir, you can—mmph!", she was cut off as Roy planted a soft kiss on her lips. She pulled away, feeling all sorts of different emotions. Lust, anxiety, surprise, all those came rushing up to put her face into a pinkish shade (AN: My God! That was extremely corny! Sorry X3) "Sir!", she gasped. "What are you doing" What am I doing, She thought. Kiss him back! "Lieutenant—Riza—I can't hide this any longer.", he said. Riza's eyes widened. Oh, God! He can't be serious, she thought. Riza had flirted with the idea that he secretly liked her, but grew out of it after a week or two. Her face turned two shades darker when she realized, she was still in his arms. Their faces were close, too close. She could feel his hips lightly against hers, but she could feel them nonetheless. She could feel the friction between them. She quickly pulled away. Roy could see her trembling slightly. Dammit, man, he thought. You scared the shit out of her! Asshole! "Sir, this is not the time, nor the place, to be doing this kind of stuff. We shouldn't even be doing this, period!", Riza said, her voice trembling. She was surprised, but she was also scared. She knew from personal experience that any man is capable of becoming a rapist. And she didn't want to hurt the man she loved, even if it was for self-defense. Suddenly, they heard a knock at the door. "Hey, Colonel Flame-Fart, I have those papers ya asked for!" It was Edward Elric. Riza sat at her desk and jerked her head toward Roy's. Edward came in to see Riza writing something, a slight blush on her cheeks, and Roy sitting at his desk, looking annoyed and disappointed at the same time. Edward raised his eyebrow at them then shook his head. He plopped the papers on the desk and watched as Riza left a note on top of the papers and left quickly. A smirk came over Ed's face as he stood up. "Don't worry", he said. "I won't tell anyone. Much." Roy snapped his fingers and sent Ed out the door running with his ass in flames.(AN: Ok, not technically his ass, just his coat tails. Besides, who wants to char a perfectly good ass?) Roy chuckled and looked at the note.

Roy,

There's a lake that I go to every Friday night. Since today's Friday, can you meet me there? It's in the forest east of 12th St.

Riza

Roy smiled. "I'll be there…………."

TADAAAAAAA! This took me two days to finish So please tell me if it's ok, and what I'm doing wrong, k? K!

R&R PLZ!