((OK, BEFORE I SAY ANYTHING LEMME JUST SAY THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE THREE MUSKETEERS. I SWEAR.
I was reading some books today and I was thinking about how I really need to update my other fanfic, Cinema Shock. I was also thinking of my very bad title puns to make for chapter titles, and I remembered how I named one of the chapters "The Three Baltic-teers".
BOOM. Plot bunny.
So I devised up this AU where the Baltic Trio are Russia's adventuring cavalry in a magic kingdom where they are told to fight off witches (like the wicked Natalya) and find magic artifacts and junk.
IT SOUNDED LIKE A GOOD IDEA, OK?
Anyway, so enjoy the intro.
Hetalia is not mine.))
Once upon a time, in the magical land of Hetalia, there was a kingdom. The kingdom was called the Kingdom of Soviet, and was ruled by the ever-so-cute yet ever-so-creepy King Ivan. King Ivan was very powerful and very intimidating, so the other kingdoms like the Kingdom of Freedom and the Kingdom of Scandinavia stayed as far away from him as humanly possible.
However, despite King Ivan's grip on his kingdom, he had a bit of a problem. There was a lot of witches and sorcerers and monsters that wanted to threaten him.
That's when these dorks came in.
"Toris, Eduard, Raivis," said King Ivan, "Come here."
His three servants, Toris, Eduard and Raivis, scrambled into the throne room and bowed. "Y-yes, sir?"
"I'm sure you have noticed that there are many evils out and around these days," King Ivan said, "Many of these evils are after me, you see."
"We certainly have noticed, sir," piped up Raivis, earning him a nudge from Eduard.
Luckily, King Ivan wasn't that offended and continued, "I need some people to help fend off these creatures for me. So, I am announcing very big news!"
The three servants held their breath.
King Ivan smiled cutely. "I am going to appoint you three as my new calvary!"
"WHAT?" the servants exclaimed.
"Surely...you must be joking, sir…" Toris said shakily.
"Not in the least!" King Ivan replied cheerfully. "You know how much I like you three, so I am sending you off to be my little adventurers! Isn't it great?"
No, it isn't, the three thought, but didn't dare vocalize.
"Anyway, let's get you three some uniforms and send you on your first journey!" King Ivan said, smiling happily. He clapped his hands. "Oh, Katyusha! Could you fix these three up for me?"
The big-breasted Katyusha ran out, beckoning the three inside the dressing rooms. "Right away!"
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And so began a very, very odd life for the three Baltic-teers.
((Sorry if it was sorta OOC, this is my very first time writing the Baltic Trio.
I hope you enjoyed this! Mind you, you can request future adventures for these guys, in case I run out of ideas. ^^
Later~))