He barely escaped with his hair.
Gift to Rio Grande author of Bitten (hint that's a must read.)
One day Kagome decided to take a look at what the writing of the picture of Inuyasha and Yura said. Who knew the FBI could be so amusing.
It was a Monday. Terrible thing those Mondays really and instead of it being one of those hectic Mondays as per usual it was terribly dull at the office. A Naraku meeting had just adjourned and once again Kagome's eyes fell upon the mug shot of Yura and the picture and text below it.
Thinking aloud she said to herself, " Huh I never did see what that said." Taking a few steps closer Kagome leaned in and scanned the text with calculating eyes. He eyes widened considerably as she read again what it said and in her mind she could picture the senario perfectly.
Day Dream
Inuyasha jumped back barely missing being struck by Yura's sword. He needed to get that poison in her soon this was taking far longer than he preferred. The fact that he liked to knock his opponents out in three seconds was hardly a factor. Jumping to his left he let out a hiss as the sword grazed his shoulder. And those damn invisible hairs were not helping anything either.
"Bitch!" was his loud exclamation.
Yura let out a satisfied laugh but then pulled her lips into a mournful pout. You silly puppy if you don't hold still I'll never be able to separate your lovely head from you shoulders and get my hands on your beautiful tresses."
Inuyasha stopped dead. "Could you at least pretend to be serious about this? And tresses? What am I dainty? They are called locks tresses are way too feminine do I look feminine to you?
It was now Yura's turn to stop dead but she also blinked. "I am serious. And yes with that pretty hair of yours you could easily be a girl."
Inuyasha deadpanned her and fell over in shock. Rising to his feet there was a long stream of curses and other choice phrases like "psychotic blind bitch" and "who does she think she is?"
Yura took a moment to look insulted and he a moment to collect himself before they started fighting again as if nothing happened. And we all know how that turned out.
End Daydream sequence
Kagome laughed and shook her head. Noticing for the first time a small print that was on the very bottom corner.
"And he barely escaped with his hair."
That sent her into another fit of giggle as she made her way to her office getting curious stares from many of her demon coworkers. And when she rounded a corner one of the green toad like ones whispered to another. "That girl is totally crazy." Receiving the reply of , " Yeah what a freak."
A/N: ok that was fun to write. It was a really random inspiration but hey I got permission so it works. For those of you who don't know you must go read Bitten by Rio Grande (gotta love that name). If you don't then I will make sure that foamy sticks you in the eye with a hot French fry. And for those of you who don't get that then I suggest you visit illwillpress(.)com. (Though there is strong language)