Enough 4 Answering Me!

Summary : Hideyoshi is giving a lesson. And this lesson can make a precious curse... Don't like so don't much blame.

Disclaimer : Sengoku Basara is created by CAPCOM! Of course it isn't combination CAP and COMputer! (#plakked)

Warning : Unknown language, may included wrong verb(s) typo(es), out of character (OOC for short), and burned/expired humor.

A/N : Hello, this is an Indonesian Author, Dissa. This is my first english humor fanfict, so I just want to say enjoy the story! :) Open Critic, Comment, and Suggestions!

"Good morning everyone!"

That voice was so loud, make the class situation's almost blank.

"It's Hideyoshi-sensei! Everyone, get to 'ur own seats!" told the white cool haired guy, Ishida Mitsunari, as a class leader.

"Dang it.." Keiji said. That long dark brown haired student ran faster than the others.

Tapp.. Tapp.. Tapp..

And that sensei came in, with his big monkey furred body. (Dissa smashed by the meaned guy) I mean that sensei came in with his baboon strange body..

(Hideyoshi : "That was the same, ya fool!" *Hideyoshi's double-smacking Dissa)

"Attention! And stand up with me!" Mitsunari commanded. So everyone stood now.

Then he commanded again, "Greet to the sensei!"

"Good morning, Hideyoshi-sensei!" all the students said loudly. With his badass attitude, Hideyoshi's answering them, "Good morning.."

Hideyoshi is the most badass teacher in this school. Maybe only Mitsunari that can resist this. The others are following Ariana The Grande Coffee Cup, so they can't resist it no more! (Dissa smacked by the real artist)

"Today, we will study about opposites!" Hideyoshi said. He wrote with a piece of boardmarker on the whiteboard. 'OPPOSITE'. All in big letters, and not only that, the size also as big as the white board! Oh! Even that sentence can be written on the wall!

"My God.." Masamune, as The One Eyed Dragon, shocked. "Don't worry! Soon the janitor will come and clean the walls!" Hideyoshi said. He tried to make the situation calm.

Then, Kojuro's asked, "Is that including Paddle Pop Lion?" Also he showed his poodle eyes, "Don't say, don't say! Paddle pop's the best cartoon ever.."

BLAM! Hideyoshi just punched his desk. "NOT THAT ICE CREAM COMPANY! BUT THIS! THIS WALL!" Hideyoshi shouted and he pointed his macho hand (Dissa punched by Hideyoshi) to the wall hardly.

"Sorry, but that's paddle pop sensation, Sensei..." Kojuro said poorly. Then, the Sensei explained, "Opposite is a sentence that very different with the previous. For example, eat, the opposite is drink. Happy, the opposite is sad. Yeah, and so on, my students,"

"Oh, what a boring lesson..." Sasuke commented slowly. Sasuke is the child of Monkey Sense-

(Sasuke : "NO, YOU'RE CRAZY, DISSA! CURSE YOU!" *then Sasuke gives Dissa a paper bomb)

"So if there is blue, the opposite is red?" Masamune asked.

"Yes, that's right. Also black opposited with white," Hideyoshi answered with a lot of badass. Then Masamune asked back, "So the fate is making me and Sanada facing each other.. But what about purple and yellow? I mean Mitsunari is purple, Ieyasu is yellow, is that opposite too?" Then, Mitsunari and Ieyasu looked each other like damn.

"Oh, the opposites of colors only red-blue and black-white. If you ask 'bout MitsuYasu, they're moon and sun. So they supposed to opposites each other," Hideyoshi taught. "So that's it. I understand," Masamune said loudly.

"Lord Masamune, what about me and Sasuke? How can we get opposite sides?" Kojuro asked.

"I also don't know. Why don't you-" Masamune's sentence cutted by Hideyoshi's order :

"Okay! Now I'll give you sentences! You must say the opposites of them! UNDERSTAND? If you don't, I'll roll you into a ball, and bounce you like a basketball!"

All of the sudden, the students shocked widely. They accepted Hideyoshi-sensei's order then, "U-u-understood.." "Well then!" Hideyoshi said.

"So lets begin!"

Prok! Prok! Hideyoshi clapped his hand. The students prepared the food- (Masamune : "THIS IS NOT A COOKING SHOW, BAKA DISSA!" *gives Dissa Jumping Jack Breaker as a marvelous souvenir) I mean, the students prepared the answers. Then the wind still blew calmly... The flowers even bloomer.. (#hey!)

First question went like this, "Big!"

"Small!"

"High!"

"Low!"

"Fat!"

"Thin!"

"Hold!"

"Release!"

"Bright!"

"Dark!"

And this will be the beginning of THAT CURSE... *laughs evil from the studio

"Well done! What about afraid?!" Hideyoshi asked proudly.

"So bad! What about worried?!" the students asked back, but sorrowly.

"What? That's not the opposite!" Hideyoshi started his monkey machine (?). Of course the students answered graciously, "What! That's the same!"

"Come on, students! Be serious!" Sensei ordered. He's totally angry inside. The students answered, "Go back, sensei! Be nervous!"

"Hey, that was TOTALLY wrong, students!"

"Hey, that will TOTALLY right, sensei!"

"You are wrong!"

"We are right!"

"YOU WROONG! WROONG! ATTENTION PLEASE!"

"WE RIGHT! WE RIGHT! IGNORE PLEASE!"

"Grrrh..."

"Hahahahaaaawh!" (Am I wrong? The opposite of roar is laugh right? #PLAK)

The most excited one was Yukimura. He said all the sentences proudly, loudly, and girly.. (Dissa burnt by the meaned warrior)

"ATTENTION! DON'T TALK ANYMORE!"

"IGNORE! DON'T SILENT ANYLESS!" (Any-MORE, Any-LESS! YES! *smacked)

"THIS IS NOT A QUESTION, STUDENTS!"

"BUT THESE ARE THE ANSWERS, SENSEI!"

Hideyoshi facepalmed by himself. (Poor sensei, but you just made the curse, so you must find the solution by yourself.)

"YOU ARE SILLY! SILLY!"

"WE ARE SMART! SMART!"

"THE SENSEI IS SMART, AND YOU ARE DUMB!"

"THE SENSEI IS DUMB, AND WE ARE SMART!"

"PLEASE! STOP THIS CRAZINESS!"

"IGNORE! JUST CONTINUE THIS HEALTHINESS!"

The sensei shouted, "WHAT THE HEEEEEEEEEELL!"

And the students answered, "WHAT THE HEAVEEEEEEEEEENN!"

"DAMN! SILLY! HOW DOES YOUR PARENTS ARE TEACHING YA ALL?!"

"YES! SMART! HOW DOES YOUR CHILDREN ARE UNDERSTANDING YA ALL?!"

"THIS IS NOT EVEN A QUESTION!"

"THESE ARE ALL THE ANSWERS!"

"... I'LL SMACK YOU!"

"... I DID PLAY KIND YOU!"

"SO THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT! THE LESSON! IS! OVER!"

"SO THIS IS WHAT WE DENY! THE LESSONS! ARE! JUST BE-GIN!"

"SILENT!"

"BE NOISY!"

"STAND UP!"

"SIT DOWN!"

"I'LL TALK SO FAST SO YOU STUDENTS CAN'T FOLLOW!" Hideyoshi was said this only for 2 seconds.

"YOU... WAS... SILENCE... SO... SLOW... SO... WE... TEACHERS... CAN... UN-FOLLOW..." And the students was said this slowly... Cause slow is the opposite from fast.

"Oh, maybe if I try the animal sounds, the students will stop," Hideyoshi said softly.

"Miaouw!" Hideyoshi styled himself like a Doraneko. Yeah, the students looked confused. "Yes! I think it's working!" Hideyoshi whispered with proudness. But all of the sudden! The students...

"WOOUF!"

Yes! They was barked! Of course because the opposite of cat is dog! Hideyoshi got madder and madder. Then he punched his desk.

"DAMN!" Hideyoshi shouted. Then the students went to Hideyoshi's table. They scrubbed the table, like how they tamed their pets. "Good..."

Hideyoshi's badass style went higher and higher... Even higher than the Himalaya's Hill. "ENOUGH! LET US OVER!"

"NOT ENOUGH! LET US BEGIN!"

And Hideyoshi still angry, "STOP! STOP! STOP! LOOK AT MY FACE!"

Also, the students still gracious, "CONTINUE! CONTINUE! CONTINUE! IGNORE YOUR FACE!"

"I'M SERIOUS! STOP ANSWERING YOUR TEACHER!"

"YOU'RE PRETENDING! CONTINUE QUESTIONING YOUR STUDENTS!"

The sensei really really mad. Can't resist... But whatever, it is his choice. Then he shouted, "STOOOOOOOOOP! WHERE'S MY WEAPONS?!"

"CONTINUUUUUUUUE! WHERE ARE YOUR CUPID BOWS?!" (Weapons are harming, Cupid bows are making kind, so... #plak)

"HAAAAH... HAAAAH... GO..."

"HAH! HAH! STAY!"

"PLEASEEE! IT'S OVER! IT'S OVER!"

"NOOOOO! THAT AREN'T OVER! THAT AREN'T OVER!"

Hideyoshi smacked his face, "I'm dead..."

And the students shouted loudly, "ALIVE YOU!"

The sensei shouted again and again, "ENOUGH ALREADY! ENOUGH! ENOUGH!"

"NOT ENOUGH ALREADY! NOT ENOUGH! NOT ENOUGH!"

"YOUR FUTURE WILL BE BAD LIKE A SKUNK!"

"MY PAST JUST GOOD LIKE A BUTTERFLY!"

Slowly, Hideyoshi cried... He said, "Enough.. Please... I'm tired..."

And the students laughed, "Not enough! Hahahahaaa! Please hahaaa! You're full of HAHAHAAA! SPIRITS!"

"I'm serious! Huff... Stop... Stop... I can't resist it no more..." Hideyoshi felt onto the floor.

"You're pretending! Haha! Continue! Continue! You still can resist it!"

"If still like this, when the lesson's over?!" Hideyoshi felt downer.

"If done like this, when the lesson's begin?!" The students still not gave up.

"I'll call the headmaster... And tell you..."

"You won't call the student... And tell them..."

"STOOOP... STOOOP..."

"CONTINUE! CONTINUE!"

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(SORRY, THAT WAS KEYBOARD ALERT, BECAUSE OF THE HENTAI CURSES! #whatever)

Then, Hideyoshi's taking a hidden sword, and stratch his neck... By himself...

R.I.P. Toyotomi :) (Hideyoshi : "WHY ARE YOU SMILING TO ME? THAT SACRIFICED TO DIE?!" #PLAK)

Owari! (And below here... There's a reminder)

"REMEMBER! I'M STILL ALIVE IN THE GAME!" shouted Hideyoshi. And Keiji's at the backscreen. He says, "FORGET IT! HE'S DEAD IN THE GAME! YEEEEY!"

Hideyoshi then looks at Keiji. "What the F***? Come here... NOW!" shouted him. And the running mans are begin again!

A/N : Okay, at least I've tried this. I'm inspired by a Javanese video! So here's the result! Sorry if you're bored. Thanks to Cheshirethebunny! Maybe this story won't be fixed without her. And now, goodbye... Must continue the other stories. Peace :)