(It starts with one)
Ikki Tenryou looked happily at his new medabot, he was ready to test this bad boy out!
One thing I don't know why
Ikki sighed, though, as he didn't understand why he was such a loser.
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
He accidently bought the medabot with his dinner money… why?
WHY!?
Ikki had had enough, he didn't even buy the medal! Useless… that's all this medabot was! You can't eat medabots!
He chewed viciously at the medaparts, ripping off the frame until the tinpet was completely broken.
Ikki Tenryou threw the remains at his staircase, blocking anyone from being able to climb up.
Ikki. Had. Enough.
He launched himself out of the window, landing perfectly on his feet, and dashed to the supermarket.
Silently, he stabbed Henry, the clerk, who had forced him to buy that medabot! He was starving thanks to him!
Henry was dead, and now Ikki was standing over his body, laughing like the fucking asshole he is.
Suddenly, Ikki walked up from behind Ikki.
The Ikki standing with a bloodied knife looked at the other Ikki, understanding what was going on.
He was NewIkki, this "new" Ikki that had just appeared was OldIkki.
Suddenly, without explanation, the OldIkki simply stood there.
NewIkki suddenly felt terrified.
He is here.
God is here.
Ikki is god? Ikki is god.
NewIkki suddenly collapsed from fear, now dead.
OldIkki shinned holy light from the heavens, reviving Henry.
Henry thanks OldIkki with praise, money, and candy.
OldIkki was pleased with Henry, and granted him the power of Ikki Tenryou, our god.
Thank you, Ikki.