Alvin and the Chipmunks
The Squeakuel, my Way
My name is Noah Roan Seville. My brothers, the Chipmunks (Alvin, Simon, Theodore) and I have been going to West Eastman High for a few days now. It was Simon's idea after our caretaker, Dave was injured and had to go to the hospital. Dave trusted us to be home alone unil he returned. School was ok. Then, the best thing ever happened. It started as we were walking to our lockers. We were discussing what song we were going to sing at the talent show. Simon and I were worried. "Relax. Who in this school can beat singing Chipmunks?" Alvin asked.
SLAM! A locker behind us closed. We turned and froze. Four female Chipmunks stared back at us. One of them, an auburn haired girl in pink stared at Alvin. I scoffed. No way Alvin will get that girl. A green one with blond hair gawked at Theodore. Oh, yeah. That will work. A purple clad one with chocolate brown hair and glasses looked at Simon. Bingo. Then I saw her.
She had blond hair with flicks of tan, (like me), Emerald green eyes and a dress of the same color. I had my doubts but it couldn't hurt to try. Later at lunch, we saw the girls in line. I walked near the girl with the blonde/tan hair. "Hi, I'm Noah. Y'need some help picking out some items?" I asked. "Sure, thanks. My name's Annabeth, by the way. What would you prefer? Milk or Orange Juice?" I thought about it. "Well, I would pick OJ because I'm Lactose Intolerant." I decided. "Really? Me too!" Annabeth said.
It turns out, Annabeth and I liked the same stuff. We both sat at the same lunch table, our trays each laden with Orange Juice, Steak, and a sugar cookie. "Hey, Noah! Oh, I see you've met Annabeth," Simon said, holding hands with the bespectacled Chipette, "This is Jeanette." I shook hands. "Nice to meet you. Hey, Simon, have you Seen Theo or Alvin?" I asked. "Yeah, Theodore and Eleanor, y'know, the Chipette with the straight blonde hair, are in cooking class. That's why we don't see Theo at lunch. Alvin is trying to put the moves on Brittaby, the Chipette in pink." Simon said. "Oh, my. That won't go well." Annabeth said.
The day of the Talent Show arrived. Alvin was at a football game. "He'd better make it." I grumbled. The Chipettes were up first. Annabeth started singing.
I see you drivin' 'round town with the boy I love
And I'm like, forget you[oo oo oo ]
I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough
I'm like, forget you and forget him too
Said, if I was richer I'd still be with ya
Huh, now ain't that some shh (ain't that some shh)
Now although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best
With a.. Forget you![oo oo oo]
Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess she's an Xbox and I'm more artari
Hmm, but the way you play your game ain't fair
I pity fool that falls in love with you
(Ooh, she's a gold digger, just thought you should know nigga )
Ooh, I got some news for you
Yeah! Go run and tell your little girlfriend
I see you drivin' 'round town with the boy I love
And I'm like, forget you (ooh)
I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough
I'm like, forget you and forget her too
Said, if I was richer I'd still be with ya
Now ain't that some shh (ain't that some shh)
Now though there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best
With a.. Forget you!
Now I know, that I had to borrow
Beg and steal and lie and cheat
Tryin' to keep ya, Tryin' to please ya
'Cause being in love with your face ain't cheap
I pity fool that falls in love with you
(Ooh, she's a gold digger, just thought you should know nigga )
Ooh, I got some news for you
Oh, I really hate you right now
I see you drivin' 'round town with the boy I love
And I'm like, forget you
I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough
I'm like, forget you and forget him too
Said, if I was richer I'd still be with ya
Huh, now ain't that some shh (ain't that some shh)
Now although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best
With a.. Forget you!
Now baby, baby, baby why'd you wanna, wanna hurt me so
bad (so bad) so bad
(so bad)
I tried to tell my momma but she told me this is one
for your dad (your dad, your dad)
Yes she did, Yes she did
(Ooh) WHY?
(Ooh) WHY?
(Ooh) WHY? BABY?
(Ooh!) I love you! I still do! oo ooo ooo
I see you drivin' 'round town with the guy I love
And I'm like, forget you (forget you,oo oo oo
I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough
I'm like, forget you and forget him too ()
Said, if I was richer I'd still be with ya
Huh, now ain't that some shh (ain't that some shh)
Although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best (wish you the best)
With a.. Forget you! Oooh
My brothers and I clapped and cheered. Then, as they walked off the stage, they were met and escorted to their seats by an old enemy of ours... IAN HAWKE! "Good job, girls." he said. "Thank you, Mr. Hawke." the Chipette said. KRRR-AACCK! My Heart was broken. Annabeth walked up to me. "Why? Hawke is evil. He locked my brothers and I in a cage." I said. Annabeth looked at me quizically. "Oh, c'mon, Noah. You're lying." she said. "No, I'm not. Ian Hawke is a dirty, lying, blad headed, son of a.." I stated to say. "Shut up!" Annabeth yelled. SA-MACK! Annabeth smacked me across the face so hard, I flew across the auditorium into my brothers. "Noah, I-I-I'm sorry. I didn't mean that." Annabeth said.
I buried my face in my hands, tears stinging my eyes. Simon put his hand on my shoulder. "Ready?" he asked. "Yeah." I said. We walked up on stage. "Alvin will not be proforming today." Simon said. I started to sing.
In the night I hear 'em talk, the coldest story ever told
Somewhere far along this road he lost his soul
To a woman so heartless
How could you be so heartless?
How could you be so heartless?
How could you be so cold?
As the winter wind when it breeze yo
Just remember that you talkin' to me though
You need to watch the way you talkin' to me though
I mean after all the things that we've been through
I mean after all the things we got into
Hey yo, I know of some things that you ain't told me
Hey yo, I did some things but that's the old me
And now you wanna get me back and you gon' show me
So you walk around like you don't know me
You got a new friend, well I got homies
But in the end it's still so lonely
In the night I hear 'em talk, the coldest story ever told
Somewhere far along this road he lost his soul
To a woman so heartless
How could you be so heartless?
How could you be so heartless?
How could be so Dr. Evil?
You're bringin' out a side of me that I don't know
I decided we wasn't goin' speak so
Why we up 3 a.m. on the phone?
Why does she be so mad at me for?
Homie, I don't know, she's hot and cold
I won't stop, won't mess my groove up
'Cause I already know how this thing go
You run and tell your friends that you're leavin' me
They say that they don't see what you see in me
You wait a couple months then you gon' see
You'll never find nobody better than me
In the night I hear 'em talk, the coldest story ever told
Somewhere far along this road he lost his soul
To a woman so heartless
How could you be so heartless?
How could you be so heartless?
Talkin', talkin', talkin' talk
Baby let's just knock it off
They don't know what we been through
They don't know 'bout me and you
So I got somethin' new to see
And you just gon' keep hatin' me
And we just gon' be enemies
I know you can't believe
I could just leave it wrong
And you can't make it right
I'm gon' take off tonight
Into the night
In the night I hear 'em talk, the coldest story ever told
Somewhere far along this road he lost his soul
To a woman so heartless
How could you be so heartless?
How could you be so heartless?
Though the audiance clapped and cheered, it didn't matter. Alvin was a no-show, Ian Hawke was back, and my heart was busted. As we left to walk home, Annabeth ran up to me, looked me in the eyes and kissed my cheek. I shook my head and kept on walking, Simon and Theodore close beind.
Later that night, as we were in bed, reflecting on how our day was bad,the door to our room opened and Alvin walked in. We flopped on our sides and pretended to be asleep. The next morning, Alvin shook Simon and I out of bed. "Guys, Theodore ran away!" he screamed. I sat up sleepily. "Ugh, it's to early for pranks, Alvin." I said. "I'm not kidding. Look!" Alvin said, holding up a note. Writtin in red glitter was the message,
I ran away from home. Don't look for me at the zoo 'cause I'm not there
Theo
We ran out of our house, hailed a cab and rode to the LA Zoo. We saw Theodore in a cage with a huge bunny. I reconized it instantly. It was an Irish Hare, an animal native to my home country, Ireland. Before I left for Amerca, the other animals taught me there many different languages. I ran through the bars and twitched my nose, which is the language of all bunnies, rabbits, and hares.
"Don't harm this chipmunk, good sir. He is my brother. I am sorry if he intruded, but he's dealing with a lot of crap right now." I twitched. The Hare nodded. "Then go, young Chipmunks. Go in Peace and may God keep ye safe on yer travels." he replied .
Later, in the saftey of our home, Theodore apoligized for running away. "I'm just so confused." he said, sobbing. We pulled him into a group hug. "Shhh. It's okay, Theo. You're home. That's all that matters." I said.
RIIIIING! My phone rang. The caller ID read Ian Hawke. I answerd. "What do YOU want?" I snapped. "Noah, it's Annabeth. We need your help." A horrible thought dug it's way into me brain. "Don't tell me." I said. "Exactly. Hawke locked us in a cage." Annabeth said.
I ran out to the parking lot and revved up a toy motorcycle. I rode through the strets of Los Angeles and spotted Ian Hawke's car. I freed the girls and saw Ian Hawke's face widen with surprise. Then, since he knew the Chipette's were a no-show, he downloaded one of their songs off Kazaa. "You shouldn't do that. Here's a song to explain why. Girls, jump in at any time." I said
Once in a while
Maybe you will feel the urge.
To break international copyright law
By downloading mp3s
From file sharing sites
Like morpheus or grokster or limewire or kazza.
But deep in your Heart.
You know the guilt would drive you mad
And the shame would leave a permanent scar
Cause you start out stealing songs
Then you're robbing liquor stores
And selling Crack
And running over school kids with your car
So Don't Download This Song
The record store is where you belong
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh Don't Download This Song
Oh you don't want to mess
With the RIAA
They'll sue you if you burn that Cd-R.
It doesn't matter if you're a grandma
Or a seven year old girl
They'll treat you like the evil Hard-bitten criminal scum you are
So Don't Download This Song (don't go)
Pirating music all day long
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh Don't Download This Song
Don't take away money
From artists just like me
How else can I afford another solid gold Humvee
And diamond studded swimming pools
These things don't grow on trees
So all I ask is everybody Pleaseeeeee
Don't Download This Song (Don't do it No No)
Even Lars Urlich Know it's wrong (You could just ask him)
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should (You Really Should)
Oh Don't Download This Song
Don't Download This Song (Oh please don't you do it or you)
Might Wind up in Jail like Tommy Chong (Remember Tommy)
Go and buy the CD (Right Now) like you know that you should (Go out and Buy it)
Oh Don't Download This Song.
Don't Download This Song (No no no no no no)
Or you'll burn in hell before to long (And you deserve it)
Go and buy the CD (Just buy it) like you know that you should
Hawke put his hands up. "Good boy." I said. Then, I socked him. "Never threaten or cage my friends." I said. Later, at the school, Annabeth pulled me behind the curtans. "This is for saving my life." she said. Then she planted a kiss right on my lips. We would have stayed that way if Alvin hadn't pulled up the curtans. "AAAAWWWWW!" The entire school said. "AAAALVIIIIIIN!" I screamed.