Teen Girl Squad!
Cheerleader: Wrapped up in boy chasing!
So-And-So: Wrapped up in not standing next to Cheerleader!
What's Her Face: Wrapped up in toilet paper!
The Ugly One: Wrapped up!
What's Her Face: G'monin, gals! Today we-
Cheerleader: Shut up! I'm the only one who'll start this comic with a sentence, and always will be!! (Kicks What's Her Face out of the scene)
What's Her Face: 'M S'rry!
Cheerleader: And don't replace vowels with anonymous apostrophes, either! Ahem… good morning, gals! We're going to the '09 Fhgwfest, t'd'y! (Pauses) Oh, no! I went against my own rool! (Fugitiv'd!) Ow!! My independence!!
So-And-So: Well, I was able to make out the "Fhgwfest '09" part… (Pauses)
All the girls: We're going to the 2009 Fhgwfest!!
(At the what they said…)
The Ugly One: Hi, really, really hot boy who is totally real and is totally not a cardboard box with a drawing of Quarterman's face taped to it! How's being a totally real, totally hot boy going? (Waits for response) Really? Are you pumped for this year's Fhgwfest? (Waits for response) What's that you say? You want to go on that ride over there with me? Oookay… if you saywithyourownmouthso… (Police appear)
R&B Guy: So-And-So and What's Her Face are gazing in "What the heck was that?"-ness
So-And-So and What's Her Face are gazing in "What the heck was that?"-ness
She may be crazy, talking to a cardboard box disguised as Quarterman
But now she's being taken to the foot-away crazy house
I think they're gonna take her to a foot-away crazy toooooooown!
Electric Guitar: Bwiiiiiiiiiiiim!
What's Her Face: That was weird.
So-And-So: Well, at least we're still here. Wanna go to those Bowels of Trogdor ride over yonder?
What's Her Face: Meh.
(At the rides…)
Man: (Voiced by Senior Cardgage) Haldo, woman and woman. Are you participating in not-going-out-with-a-boy-who-is-a-cardboard-box-with-a-picture-of-Quarterman's-face-taped-to-it-ing for the 360?
So-And-So: 360?! No way!! I can't do with one of those glucose-drink commercials again! (Pulls out two tickets) We're just here for the Bawls' o' Trogdor, thank you muy much! (So-And-So and What's Her Face start walking toward the coasters)
Man: Ala mode your way into a seat. Pull those serpents tight. Don't throw up on your-
(Aaaaand at the coaster…)
So-And-So: O-M-G! O-M-G! O-M-G! This is coing to be C-O-T-M-L!
What's Her Face: Cotml?
So-And-So: Wait, what? (Ride starts)
Both girls: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! Stuff-you-ate-and-can't-keep-in-out-of-your-mouth-ia!!
So-And-So: I'm about to throw up!!
What's Her Face: I'm about to say hi to the boy sitting in the front row! (So-And-So stares at What's Her Face, What's Her Face smiles)
Front-Row Boy: Aaaah, good tiiiiiiiiiiiiimes!
(Stomach mouth! Everyone's skeletons fall out of their mouths.)
Front-Row Boy: Best ride eveeeeer!
So-And-So: We should do this again, sometiiiiiiime!
What's Her Face: I can't feel my leeeeegs!
(After the ride…)
Man: Here's your skeleton's back. (Hands over
So-And-So and What's Her Face's skeletons)
It's Over!
Homestar's Voice: Booooo!