Disclaimer: Everything is owned by Gainax, they secretly rule the entire world.
Authors note: I love yuri lemons! Sorry that's my catch phrase. :) Anywho, let's get started, as said before alternate reality with crazy tweaks and Asuka x Shinji, don't like it then deal. Reviews are welcome but try being specific; nobody likes a "You Suck".
Water
"Hey, you idiot!" came the shout of a certain annoyed redheaded girl.
"You didn't finish your homework!"
"We just got off from school, I'll do it later!" came Shinji's replay as he closed his eyes and tried to block out Asuka's loudmouth.
Shinji was sitting on his floating lounger in the pool as the sun shined on his face. After a couple seconds he had relaxed so much that he didn't hear the pool ladder squeak. As he settled down into relaxation he felt a little push from the bottom of the lounger but couldn't care less about what it was, all he wanted to do was cool down from that day's boring school lessons, but it was not to be. He and his lounger were suddenly pushed from the surface of the water and were now up in the air. He landed back on the water with a belly flop and the lounger landed right on top of him. He suddenly felt a larger force from on top of the lounger and scramble to get out from under it. He already knew who had done it but somehow it still surprised him to see Asuka sitting on his lounger with a superior smirk on her face.
"Hey, what's the big idea, I was relaxing!" came the voice of the noticeably upset Shinji as he was now floating in the water with an angry look on his face.
"You still need to do your homework and I already finished it all so I get to relax, that's the big idea!" was the calm Asuka's replay still with the superior smirk on her face.
Shinji wasn't going to take this injustice laying down so with a smile on his face he put a clamped fist half way into the water and swung his whole arm around creating a giant wave that splashed against Asuka smirk.
"Hey, what was that for!? It's your fault your stupid and won't finish your work early! You're lucky I'm here to keep you concentrated on your future! How do you expect to get a good job if you're stupid and don't know anything!" said the now angry Asuka through barred teeth.
"I'll do just fine with my cello; you're the one who doesn't have any talent in anything!" was Shinji's bold reply.
"WHAT!!!" Asuka wasn't going to let that slide and jumped straight toward her unsuspecting prey and dunked his head into the water. Shinji was desperately trying to get his head out of the water and was flailing his arms over his head.
"That's what you get for arguing with me, don't forget that I'm always right." were the last words Shinji could hear before he fell unconscious.
Author's note: Ok, ok. You're either laughing your but off of saying dude you're messed up but either way I want to hear about it. And, yes I do realize Shinji is OOC but my story uses alternate reality Shinji which we all know was much bolder and even argues with Asuka. Well, that's all for now so let me close with I love yuri lemons!