Chapter 1: Keeping the inner voice quiet
Kakashi was walking away from the training field with Sakura trailing him.
"Kakashi-sensei!" Sakura whispered, "Please!"
"No!"
"Please with cherries on top of a sundae!" Sakura stopped in front of Kakashi with her hands clasped together in a plea.
Kakashi looked Sakura directly in the eye,"Go ask Ibiki."
"Kakashi-sensei please!" Sakura stuck out her bottom lip and widened her eyes in a pout.
Kakashi sighed in annoyance.
"Pretty please!"
"Fine."
"Hooray!"
Sakura had been annoying Kakashi ever since he came back from his mission from the grass village to teach her how to interrogate an enemy. Kakashi wasn't very good at it himself, that's why he kept recommending Ibiki to her.
Sakura was smiling up at Kakashi, "So when do we get started then Kakashi-sensei!"
"Meet me at the Hokage's tower at two o'clock."
Sakura made a mental note to be there at four as she walked home to get a shower.
Kakashi walked away from Sakura as well. He wondered why she still called him Kakashi-sensei. It was quit annoying at times. After all she was twenty now and had stopped being his student over four years ago.
"I'm excited!" Inner Kakashi stated.
Then there was that annoying factor as well. Ever since Sakura had turned eighteen this annoying inner self noticed Sakura's features and wouldn't shut up.
"Shut up you." Kakashi mumbled to his inner self.
Inner Kakashi was holding up a copy of Icha Icha Paradise giggling to himself with a hand up to his mouth.
"Am I really that creepy?" Kakashi wondered to himself.
"It's all a matter of your point of view." Inner Kakashi told him holding up a finger.
"Meaning?"
Inner Kakashi chuckled, "Well were not exactly a closet pervert! I mean we read Icha Icha in public places."
Kakashi didn't like his inner self very much.
Inner Kakashi started up again, "Oh I hope Sakura's in for a good time all alone in a room with her…." He started to drool at the thought.
"I'm not touching her." Kakashi shot back to his inner self.
"Oh so that accidentally brushing hip to give her kunai back wasn't on purpose?" Inner Kakashi grinned.
"Shut up."
"Then there was that other time in the rain when her uniform got soaked…." Inner Kakashi drooled once more.
"Shut up."
"Also those dreams you keep having you know the steamy ones where Sakura is…."
Kakashi shouted at his inner self this time, "Shut up!"
At that moment a couple passed by and they both looked at Kakashi thinking he meant them.
Kakashi gave them a blank stare.
The couple walked away as quickly as they could.
"Great now people are going to think I'm crazy!" Kakashi said blaming his inner self's lack of control over his mouth.
"It's not my fault that Sakura turned out sexy."
"Sakura's my student."
"Ex-student, ex-student!" Inner Kakashi said then his eyes rolled up wards and put a fist to his mouth as he giggled; "Now she can be my sex student."
Kakashi sighed, "I need to stop reading Icha Icha books."
Inner Kakashi gasped at the horrendous thought, "Bite your tongue Kakashi!"
Kakashi smiled as he tried to reason with his inner self, "Stop talking about Sakura as thought she's a sex thing and I'll keep reading Icha Icha."
Inner Kakashi crossed his arms and sat down on the floor of Kakashi's mind pouting at him.
"Well?" Kakashi asked his inner self.
"You're a bastard!" His inner self told him.
"Are you going to be quiet then?" Kakashi asked once more.
Inner Kakashi's eye twitched, "Fine I'll keep quiet." Then he grinned, "I just hope you can handle it. You know being alone with Sakura."
"I'll be fine as long as you keep your mouth shut."
"Fine."