Heroes of Hogwarts
Its all mine!!!! *waits for the handcuffs*
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Fizzy- HEY LITTLE KIDDIES! Question! What do you do when your in trouble?
You- Uh, you call for help.
Fizzy- Uh-huh, and what do you do if there is NO help?
You- Well, I guess your screwed then.
Fizzy- You would be right my good man, if there was ever a time when a hero isn't nearby.
You- What do you mean?
Fizzy- I mean if you get mugged and they take your shoes, the hero was there. He just didn't feel like saving you.
You- 0.o Um, uh what?
Fizzy- You heard me. And that's what the Harry Potter gang had to figure out the hard way. Yes, that's right. See, it all started one day...
*~*~ FLASHBACK!!!! ~*~*
Hermione bit into her sandwich one day.
Hermione- Hmm. This sandwich is a little dry.
She waves her wand around and the sandwich instantly has Mayo on it.
Ron- Bloody hell! How did you do that Hermione? It was like magic!
Hermione- Well, go figure.
They went on eating until-
Some guy in some too-stretched spandex- THAT'S IT, I QUIT!!!!! IM THROUGH BEING THIS ROTTEN SCHOOL'S HERO!!!!!
And the guy walks out of the door. Everyone's silent for a minute, then gets back to talking.
Ron- What was all THAT about?
Hermione- Apparentley, that was our school's hero.
Harry- But he never saved me!
Hermione- Exactly. You always seemed to save yourself and anyone else who ever needed help, so he's quit.
Ron- Good Job, Harry.
Draco- Yeah, nice going.
Harry- What are you doing at this table, anyway?
Draco- UM, nothing.
Legolas- We can't just let this stand! We have to take action! What's anything without a hero?
Everyone looks at Legolas.
Ron- Who the hell are you?
Legolas- I am Legolas. Do you need a ..*super man pose with one outstretched hand* HANKY?!
Ron- No, Um, thanks.
Legolas- So whaddaya say? You guys ready to fight crime?
Ron- Ohk.
Draco- Whatever.
Ginny- Can I-
Legolas- NO.
Harry- Well, I guess.
Hermione- I suppose so.
Legolas- Kool.
~*~* FLASHBACK ENDS *~*~
Fizzy- And that's how the Heroes of Hogwarts were born.
You- 0.o
Fizzy- Kinda makes you think, doesn't it. *stares out into space for a while*
AND NOW......INTRODUCING- THE HEROES OF HOGWARTS!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter as- THE AMAZING SCAR WONDER! With amazing powers similar to those of a chipmunk!
Ron Weasley as- WEASEL BOY! With extraordinary Weasel-tastic powers!
Hermione Granger as- AFRO CHICK! Need I say more?
Draco Malfoy as- THE SEXY SLYTHERIN SLUT! With-
Draco- HEY! That's just creepy and inaccurate!!
Look, man its my story and I think you're a sexy Slytherin slut, so deal, got it???
Draco- We-
Good. Now, where was I?
Draco Malfoy as- THE SEXY SLYTHERIN SLUT! With the powers to seduce even the most non-seducable thingie.
And last, but not least-
Legolas as- LEGOLAS!
*crickets chirp*
With the power to save people when they don't need to be saved!!
Legolas- I'll save you!!!! *runs when the overly dramatic James Bond music starts up and then stops * Need a..... HANKY?!
AND TOGETHER, THEY FORM-
Ginny- Wait, don't forget me!
What about you?
Ginny- I'm a superhero, too!
Ahem, ha that's right.
Ginny- I am! Im Ginny as- MISS AMERICA! With the power to..to..to um.
Yeah, that's grand. Maybe next time, half pint.
AND TOGETHER, THEY FORM-----------THE HEROES OF HOGWARTS! SWORN TO AVENGE THE GOOD AND TAKE DOWN THE BAD! OH YEAH!!!!!!!
They all do a pose and Draco playfully punches Legolas. Lego punches him back and before you know it, theyre all down on the floor wrestling.
Yes, Hogwarts. We're doomed.
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Well, theres the first chapter! This chapter was mostly for introductions only. I need plots. I need.villians. I need ideas. And who better to give them to me, but YOU?!?!?! Okay, well if you have any ideas, let me know via reviews or email. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review!!!!!! I need reviews! I cant survive without reviews! LOL please? Eh, okay whatever.
Check out my other stories. Check out my sister's story, "Hogwarts: WHAT ARE THEY TEACHING THESE KIDS???!!!" Its about one of the funniest things Ive ever read. Well, Peace. Luv ya, bye!!!!!!
~*~KATIE~*~
Its all mine!!!! *waits for the handcuffs*
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Fizzy- HEY LITTLE KIDDIES! Question! What do you do when your in trouble?
You- Uh, you call for help.
Fizzy- Uh-huh, and what do you do if there is NO help?
You- Well, I guess your screwed then.
Fizzy- You would be right my good man, if there was ever a time when a hero isn't nearby.
You- What do you mean?
Fizzy- I mean if you get mugged and they take your shoes, the hero was there. He just didn't feel like saving you.
You- 0.o Um, uh what?
Fizzy- You heard me. And that's what the Harry Potter gang had to figure out the hard way. Yes, that's right. See, it all started one day...
*~*~ FLASHBACK!!!! ~*~*
Hermione bit into her sandwich one day.
Hermione- Hmm. This sandwich is a little dry.
She waves her wand around and the sandwich instantly has Mayo on it.
Ron- Bloody hell! How did you do that Hermione? It was like magic!
Hermione- Well, go figure.
They went on eating until-
Some guy in some too-stretched spandex- THAT'S IT, I QUIT!!!!! IM THROUGH BEING THIS ROTTEN SCHOOL'S HERO!!!!!
And the guy walks out of the door. Everyone's silent for a minute, then gets back to talking.
Ron- What was all THAT about?
Hermione- Apparentley, that was our school's hero.
Harry- But he never saved me!
Hermione- Exactly. You always seemed to save yourself and anyone else who ever needed help, so he's quit.
Ron- Good Job, Harry.
Draco- Yeah, nice going.
Harry- What are you doing at this table, anyway?
Draco- UM, nothing.
Legolas- We can't just let this stand! We have to take action! What's anything without a hero?
Everyone looks at Legolas.
Ron- Who the hell are you?
Legolas- I am Legolas. Do you need a ..*super man pose with one outstretched hand* HANKY?!
Ron- No, Um, thanks.
Legolas- So whaddaya say? You guys ready to fight crime?
Ron- Ohk.
Draco- Whatever.
Ginny- Can I-
Legolas- NO.
Harry- Well, I guess.
Hermione- I suppose so.
Legolas- Kool.
~*~* FLASHBACK ENDS *~*~
Fizzy- And that's how the Heroes of Hogwarts were born.
You- 0.o
Fizzy- Kinda makes you think, doesn't it. *stares out into space for a while*
AND NOW......INTRODUCING- THE HEROES OF HOGWARTS!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter as- THE AMAZING SCAR WONDER! With amazing powers similar to those of a chipmunk!
Ron Weasley as- WEASEL BOY! With extraordinary Weasel-tastic powers!
Hermione Granger as- AFRO CHICK! Need I say more?
Draco Malfoy as- THE SEXY SLYTHERIN SLUT! With-
Draco- HEY! That's just creepy and inaccurate!!
Look, man its my story and I think you're a sexy Slytherin slut, so deal, got it???
Draco- We-
Good. Now, where was I?
Draco Malfoy as- THE SEXY SLYTHERIN SLUT! With the powers to seduce even the most non-seducable thingie.
And last, but not least-
Legolas as- LEGOLAS!
*crickets chirp*
With the power to save people when they don't need to be saved!!
Legolas- I'll save you!!!! *runs when the overly dramatic James Bond music starts up and then stops * Need a..... HANKY?!
AND TOGETHER, THEY FORM-
Ginny- Wait, don't forget me!
What about you?
Ginny- I'm a superhero, too!
Ahem, ha that's right.
Ginny- I am! Im Ginny as- MISS AMERICA! With the power to..to..to um.
Yeah, that's grand. Maybe next time, half pint.
AND TOGETHER, THEY FORM-----------THE HEROES OF HOGWARTS! SWORN TO AVENGE THE GOOD AND TAKE DOWN THE BAD! OH YEAH!!!!!!!
They all do a pose and Draco playfully punches Legolas. Lego punches him back and before you know it, theyre all down on the floor wrestling.
Yes, Hogwarts. We're doomed.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Well, theres the first chapter! This chapter was mostly for introductions only. I need plots. I need.villians. I need ideas. And who better to give them to me, but YOU?!?!?! Okay, well if you have any ideas, let me know via reviews or email. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE review!!!!!! I need reviews! I cant survive without reviews! LOL please? Eh, okay whatever.
Check out my other stories. Check out my sister's story, "Hogwarts: WHAT ARE THEY TEACHING THESE KIDS???!!!" Its about one of the funniest things Ive ever read. Well, Peace. Luv ya, bye!!!!!!
~*~KATIE~*~