A/N - Haha, okay… so this is the other story I said I was going to start, I was playing this online game where you had to find ways to commit the seven deadly sins (it was a sucky game tbh) but anyway… that's how I thought it would be fun to write the seven deadly sins Twilight-style (it is supposed to be at least slightly funny) anyway… PLEAASE REVIEW!!! -pouts- :o)

-Lanna

Seven Deadly Sins: Pride.

"No!"

"Bella, come on will you please just let me do it?"

"No Edward! I can do it myself!"

"But Bella it would-"

"No! I may not have your fancy-pants-vampire-strength but I am perfectly capable of opening a jar of bolognaise sauce on my own!" Bella interrupted, while glaring at the unopened jar in her hands.

"Fine, fine but if you change your mind you know where to find me" Edward said, holding his hands up in mock surrender while backing out of the room.

Taking a seat in the living room, Edward smirked hearing the angry muttering coming from the next room, as Bella continued with her determined attempts to open the jar unaided.

After a few minutes there is a loud crash coming from the other room and Edward smirked hearing Bella mumble "Stupid jar!" under her breath.

Getting up from his seat and strolling into the kitchen, Edward finds Bella sitting cross-legged on the floor, arms folded across her chest and pouting like there's no tomorrow while refusing to look at the smashed jar on the floor next to her.

"Don't you dare even think about saying it!" Bella huffed not looking at her dazzling vampire boyfriend instead, choosing to now glare at the spilled sauce.

"Say what?" Edward asked, eyebrows raised with an amused look plastered on his face.

Looking up at him finally, Bella said "I told you so" in a very bad imitation of Edwards voice before resuming her glaring contest with the mess on the floor.

"Now why would I say that, love" Edward chuckled, taking a seat on the floor next to her, then pulling her onto his lap.

"Because I told you I could do it myself when I couldn't" Bella groaned leaning back against his chest…

Glancing at the spilled bolognaise sauce and shattered jar on the floor, Edward smirked and said "Well… you know, technically you did get it open… just not in the traditional way"

"Yeah I kinda did, didn't I" Bella giggled getting up from Edwards lap to start cleaning the mess up.

Once the mess was cleaned up, Bella hopped up on the table saying "Well… looks like Charlie won't be getting spaghetti for dinner"

Edward grinned at Bella, pulling a brand new, unopened jar of bolognaise sauce out of his jacket, earning another groan from Bella as she said "Alice saw this didn't she"

"Doesn't she always" Edward began, with a mischievous glint in his eye "And thanks to you, Emmett now owes me a brand new Volvo"

"You made bets on whether or not I'd get angry and toss the jar of sauce on the floor" Bella asked with a slight pout forming.

Walking over to her, Edward wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed her forehead "No, we made bets on whether you would be too proud to accept my help or not"

"I know, I know… I'm a very stubborn little human being" Bella sighed.

Edward chuckled and cupped her face in his hands making her look at him and said "Yes, you are… but you are my stubborn little human being, and I wouldn't want you any other way" then he bent his face down, brushing his lips with hers.

After they broke apart, and Bella snapped out of her Edward-induced daze she hopped off the table and picked up the new jar of sauce.

"I better finish making this, Charlie will be back soon"

"Allow me" Edward said, extending his hand for her to give him the sauce.

Bella glanced at the jar in her hand then back to Edward, biting her lip.

"Bella you cannot be serious" Edward chuckled at her reluctance to let him help her.

"Oh fine" Bella huffed, handing him the jar and pouting as he completed the task of opening it with ease, in mere seconds when after half an hour, using all her strength she still hadn't managed to open the other jar.

"Pfft, stupid-perfect-good-at-everything-vampire" Bella muttered as he handed the, now open jar back to her.

"What was that Bella?" Edward mocked.

"I said thank you" Bella said, in a sarcastic cheerful tone making Edward laugh.

A little while later, after setting a plate of spaghetti bolognaise down in front of Charlie, Bella walks out of the kitchen…

"You better enjoy it, you're swallowing my pride…" she muttered, making her way up to her bedroom.

The lesson: Being too proud to accept help from your gorgeous vampire boyfriend, only leads to spilled bolognaise sauce…

A/N - Haha, okay… so there is the first chapter (there will, of course be seven) did you like it? Hate it? Review and let me know… I got the idea for this because when I can't get jars or bottles opened, I always get really determined to open it on my own (and eventually end up, having to ask my step dad to open it…) I don't really like the last lines, but I couldn't come up with a better ending.

-Lanna