"He-hey, hey! Congratulations on the new Night Watch job! I actually worked at that place before you, crazy huh? Just finishing my last few days in fact.
Anyway, I'm recording this message to help you get settled in on your first night, I know it can get quite overwhelming there, but you'll be fine! Things do tend to get a little "weird" at the night times, but there's nothing to worry about. The anime-tronics can get up to a bit of mischief at night, so be aware that the girls do tend to explore the place. They are put into some sort of "Night Mode", so they are limbered up for the shows in the day time... something like that.
But, anyway, the only real risk here, if any, is the fact that the girls here... uh, if they see you... will play a bit "rough". Now, that might sound good for some people *cough*, but with the heavy assets they have, you could imagine the discomfort... and death... uh, yeah. They don't tell you these things when you sign up, but hey! First day should be a breeze, I'll chat with you tomorrow.
Uh, remember! Check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, goodnight!"
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You must ABSOLUTELY NOT wake Lefty. She knows your ever sin and you will be plunged into the fires of absolution. To eternal suffering! There is no Mask, No door, Or No tool to keep her away when she awakes...she identifies you by your soul...something you cannot change, something you cannot hide.