Jedi Nights
A song parody by Mister Buch
This is a version of "Summer Nights" from the musical Grease, sung by the cast of
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, particularly Carth and light-side female
Revan.
The idea is that after Revan saves the day then leaves for the unknown regions, she
and Carth tell the story of their romance through the medium of Grease parody. Carth
is hanging out with the guys – Canderous, HK and Jolee, and Revan chats with the
girls. Even though I just said…. she…. already left for the unknown regions…. Hmm.
Damn.
Put that down to artistic licence.
(This KOTOR song-parody style is inspired by the work of a truly great author on this
site – Helena L. I'm a fan. Look her up if you like KOTOR but haven't read her stuff.
It's like mine but much better!)
Carth:
Taris landing, we had a blast
Revan:
Taris landing, happened so fast
Carth:
I met a girl, we shared a pod
Revan:
I met a guy… his dress-sense was odd
Both:
Jedi days drifting away to oh, oh the Jedi nights
Canderous, Jolee, HK-47:
Well-a well-a well-a huh
Tell me more, tell me more
Jolee:
Were you left out of the loop?
Bastilla, Juhani, Mission and T3:
Tell me more, tell me more
Mission:
Like can he ride a swoop?
Carth:
She was training on Dantooine
Revan:
He was complaining in every scene
Carth:
I saved her life, from the kath hounds
Revan:
He showed off, shooting 'em down
Both:
We had fun, quest had begun, but oh, oh the Jedi nights
Bastilla, Juhani, Mission and T3:
Tell me more, tell me more
Bastilla:
Was it love at first sight?
Canderous, Jolee, HK-47:
Tell me more, tell me more
Canderous:
How was she in a fight?
Carth:
We did side-quests, we found my son
Revan:
He was depressed, carried two guns
Carth:
We got close, forgot my wife's face
Revan:
We got close, all over space
Both:
Ebon Hawk's where we would talk oh, oh all the Jedi night
Canderous, Jolee, HK-47:
Tell me more, tell me more
Jolee:
What's her character class?
Bastilla, Juhani, Mission and T3:
Tell me more, tell me more
Juhani:
But he whines like an ass!
Revan:
We had trouble, when we met Saul
Carth:
Told me something, after the brawl
Revan:
But he's a guy I really rate
Carth:
She's a girl who I can't hate!
Both:
Had a tiff, Lord of the Sith, but now, oh I'm / she's a Jedi knight
Bastilla, Juhani, Mission and T3:
Tell me more, tell me more
Bastilla:
Did you taste the dark side?
Canderous, Jolee, HK-47:
Tell me more, tell me more
HK-47:
Tell me how Malak died!
Revan:
Then he saved me, and that's where it ends
Carth:
Then she saved us, and she's my girlfriend
Revan:
Now I'll find the True Sith somehow
Carth:
Wonder what she's doing now?
(Pause.)
Carth:
Jedi dreams
Revan:
Forgotten schemes
Both:
But, oh… those Jedi nights!
All:
Tell me more, tell me more!