Hello my legions. It is I, Dakari Emperor Cerventes, with my first ever humor fic. This is dedicate to my older brother because he explained what jump the shark means even though he says my story is a piece of... well, teens know the means. This is probably the funniest thing ive ever thought, because I wads laughing on the ground writing and reading. Here goes flamelons

Elizabeth Knightley Jumps the Shark

It was twenty five ocklock on the revolution when Sarah from liberty kids got a call from agents.

"Helllo?" answered Sarah

"Sara it is your manager" resploned the minutemaid. "I am sorry but last night you jumped over a shark and now you must be taken from the air."

"NNoooooo!" tantilized EK "It is James's fault HE was the one who srove over the shark he should be massacred"

"Takeru, youre fired" smarted off George Washington.

"Excuze me" pardoned Gareld Ford, "but you jumped the shark with valley forge and your whigs and tents and shit"

"That is unacceptible suited Cornwallison who had a musket battle with Hamilson Ford like on TV and hte news

"Chester Garfield, you already jumoped the shark" bigwigged Abagail Adams who shotguned Quincy Adams on his back.

"Please, keep the peace" pleeded Ben Franklin whi got ate by a shark.

"AHHHH WE MUST JUMP OVER THAT SHARK" incriminatred the daughters of the revolution but they got eaten by a hungy shark but then the Fonze crashed into the shark with waterskis and the shark dies in niclear explosions.

"Hey hey hey" Samuel adamsed but was eaten by nukes and H-bombs

"A win for the jeffersonian democratic-republicans shadowed jefferson but the federalists won and made the 20th national shark day jumping. Then all of the Whigs in earth blew up the Redcoats and entered Kyoto not like fucking John Adams and his bitvch

Looks like the shark got jumped!

LOL!

Ahhhh, wow, I barely could type that I was laughing so hard. I'd say that that was funnier than the simpsons and better too. Wow. Anyway, review 4 more, lol. And stay layal to Dakari ore Sykes and Urban will destroy 4 real friends. Goodbye, my peoples.