The Legend of Grooselda: Twilight Pompadour

Summary: Within the vast land of Grooseland, a charming farmer boy will learn his destiny. Groose, a handsome young man with the most gorgeous red hair, shall become the Hero of Ham, protect Grooseland, and save Princess Grooselda from the evil Linkondorf. This is, The Legend of Grooselda: Twilight Pompadour. WARNING, MAY CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE!

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Prologue: The Hero

The handsome man with such stunning eyes looks up into the ceiling contemplating, hypothesizing. He stroked his ruby red hair. Oh, that gorgeous pompadour. He gets up, off his bed, with his head swishing sideways. I am absolutely swooned by his sexiness. Who is this mysteriously good looking gentleman? How is he this gorgeous? What is he? He my friend, is Groose, the handsomest man thou shall ever see in a lifetime.

Groose, (oh hold me, he's to handsome!) climbs down his ladder majestically. Darn he's something else, "Ah, this land needs more Groose…" He nodded his miraculous head. The sparkles flew off his radiating hair. No wonder why the villages called him "radiant". Oh Groose, you are breathtaking; The eighth wonder of the world. He popped his collar and nonchalantly walks into Cawlin village, villagers in awestruck, "Oh my Grooseland, it's Groose!" A lady with a green pompadour (of course not as spectacular as our man, Groose…) held her hands up to her face. Whenever he walked, compliments flew. Claps filled the air, "You can do it, Groose!"

"WE LOVE YOU!"

"Are you single?!"

"Oh Colin, hold me!"

"My wife and I want to marry you!" Groose just smiled and waved. Three girls' heads literally burst. Fireworks sparkled, "BOOM!"

"GROOSE! GROOSE! GROOSE!" Villagers cheered. It was a wonderful sight. And for the dashing young Groose, it was an everyday occurrence. His beau outshined the day and sun itself. He was the dashing Groose, and he knew it. And little does this prince know, that his fine incarnation will soon become a hero. A hero of utter hamminess. The reincarnation of the hero who wielded the Pompadour of Time. He is the great GROOSE!

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