Band Comps 'R' Not 4 Us!

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Time: sometime past noon (I remember 'cause was hungry)
Location: Some school. Not sure.

*After our Field Show at a Local Competition*

Stephanie (clarinet): this was bad...I kept marking time during the last song...Oops.

Kris (trumpet): yeah, so did I...in fact, the whole trumpet section was marking time, so I don't really care.

Chris (clarinet-section leader): Stephanie!?!?!?!? You were marking time!?!?!?!?

Stephanie: shut up, Chris! I don't want to hear about it!!! At least *I* didn't stop playing in the middle of the last song!!!

Sharon (flute): now now, Stephanie, don't be mean to Chris!

Stephanie *to Chris*: we need a new flag coach...we need a better drum line...we need a bigger band...we need a new director...

Chris: how about if we just go back to school and try to get everyone to see that band is cool???

Bill (Drummer & Asst. Drum Major): yeah, and then they would hate us AND think we're nerds!

*Jeremy comes and sits next to Chris*

Stephanie: JEREMY!!! YOU LOOKED SO GREAT!!! WE'RE JUST SO PROUD OF YOU!!! Jeremy, don't you think we need a bigger band???

Jeremy (Clarinet/Drum Major): yeah, a bigger band = bigger mess! It won't help if they suck as much as we do.

*Award Ceremony*

Announcer: In first place [for some odd division], for musical performance, is R- High School with the score of 420!!! For First place in Drum Line [for the same division] is R- High School with the score of 740!!!

Stephanie: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THE DRUM LINE GOT A BETTER SCORE THAN WE DID!!!

Chris: don't worry; we at least got first place!

Ryan (Trumpet/Chris' little brother): yeah! Out of ONE band!!!

Gwyn (flute): *drops flute which starts rolling down the LONG LONG bleachers* SHOOOT!!!

*CHING! CHING! CHING! CHING! CHING!*

Chris and Stephanie: *start laughing*

Gwyn: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Starts sobbing*

Sharon: STEPHANIE!!! CHRISTOPHER!!!

*After Award Ceremony*

Greg (saxophone): hey, Stephanie! 'And in first place, with the worst show: R- HIGH SCHOOL!!!

Stephanie: hey! 'And in first place, with the most pity-points: R- HIGH SCHOOL!!!

Chris: pity-points!!!

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A/N: ok, that's just what happened yesterday...we had a band comp yesterday...can't you tell??? I will post up another chapter as the year goes on...PLEASE R&R!!!