How other people could easily defeat Voldemort…
Voldemort raised his wand to end Harry Potter.
"Then you're gonna love me," growled a voice (even though there was no just cause to use that phrase).
Instantly Voldemort was whacked to the floor by a black gloved fist.
"Who the hell are you?" Voldemort exclaimed as he rubbed his jaw in pain.
"I believe in good and that it will always overcome bad. I'm Batman… Bitch,"
"Holy Voldey Moldey Batman!" Yelped a young masked boy.
"Who's that?" Voldemort asked.
"That's Robin… ignore him…" Batman said pushing Robin away in the face.
Batman bat gadgeted Voldemort in the face and saved the day.
…..
"Don't you dare kill younger wizard me!" Yelled a voice.
"Who are you?" Voldemort demanded to the new arrival.
"I'm Edward Cullen, and I've taken time off from perving on some chick to kick your ass!"
"Oh?"
Edward nodded vigorously and jumped super speedily to a tree "As if I couldn't rip your bitchfuck head off!" He roared pulling the tree out of the ground "As if I couldn't catch your snakey ass face if you ran!"
"Ok…god…" Voldemort sniffed, crossing his arms.
Edward appeared face to face with Voldemort "Say it," He snarled.
Voldemort squirmed slightly and looked from side to side. Looking back at Edward he shrugged "It?"
"Roar," Edward roared and ripped Voldemort's head off.
