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Dee POV

"YOU!" Dennis fell of the bar stool and and stumbled back to his feet, "Are the most attractive woman I have ever laid my eyes on. You, Me Men's room?"

"Dennis I'm your sister!" What an asshole. I knew the moment I came into work I could only have a beer or two, the brainiacs had already been drinking before I even got here, and just as I suspected Dennis let alone Mac and Charlie would be able to get home okay. FUCK, I should be the one on the floor too drunk to feel feelings anymore. . .I should help Charlie up soon. . .maybe later.

"I don't caaaare if you're…you're…"

"Frank?' Mac cut in as he stumbled up behind Dennis "Beer me birdie." I handed him one, I know I shouldn't though.

"No, no" "Tyra Banks?" "Not her" "Frank" he chugged his off brand beer down

"Thaat's It! I don't care if you're Frank, I. .I love you Dee…"

"OKAY That's IT, you're creepin me out! I'm cutting you off!" I pried his scotch out of hand, he actually put up a fight.

"COME OOOOOOOON! It's New Years! Live A Little!"

"Wish I could Asshole, But I think you're drunk enough for everyone in the bar." It's Actually Crowded for once, but I guess on new years everyone just tries their hardest to get drunk and forget that another year of their lives got waisted away being treated like trash by their coworkers and left as the punch line to all their jokes. . .well, it can't just be her. She couldn't get drunk now, someone would have to tell the sorry if something ever comes up again. . .Halloween sucked.

"Beer me!" How had he already finished that last one? Mac Definitely can't feel feelings anymore.

"NO More! It's almost two! We need to start sending people home, clear out the bar. We have to go home, I need to go home! I Need To Get Drunk!" As soon As I got home it was straight to the Champaign And re-runs Of the ball drop.

"EEEHHH! We'll just crash at youre place tonight!" His face said Flawless logic. He pushed Dennis over but he just plopped down to the floor.

"Well! As great as that plan sounds, the last time I had each one of you all in my house at once I had five thousand dollars worth of property damage, and an additional two thousand dollars worth exterminator costs because Frank and Charlie let eight cats loose in my walls! Oh! And lets not forget that I broke My wrist because I later got stuck in the wall trying to get the cats!"

Fuck I really hate these guys! Just remembering that makes me want to kick their asses! I've got jerk Numero Uno standing right in front of me, I should! He's so drunk he wouldn't feel till tomorrow, fight back, and wouldn't remember it the next day!

" Now that I think about it yeah, Dennis and I are probly gonna have two smokin hotties on are arms in a few minutes cause we're gonna take off."

I don't think the buddy system we talked about worked out very well. Like I knew it wasn't. Dennis and Mac were supposed to drink only to the point where one of them would be the eyes and the other the legs. Charlie and Frank were gonna. .okay Charlie was going to stay sober enough to get them both home. That wasn't happening, especially with Charlie and Dennis Playing mouse othe floor and Frank. . .Frank?

"Where the fuck's Frank!" I tried to raise my self above the counter to look around the bar, I just realized that I hadn't seen the son-of-a-bitch all night.

"Oh, that girl walked out of here, I'd say fiiiive. . .yeah fiive hours ago." He nodded his head, but I don't think he realized. "Eh, but don't worry I'm pretty sure he had like eight beers before hand! So he's good!"

"That Makes Me Feel Great! You know what!" I walked over to the mega-phone Dennis puts out on holidays, so when he thinks he has a good idea he can tell the whole bar. I got up on the counter.

"ATTENTION ALL DRUNKS AND SOBER FRIENDS OF THE DRUNKS!" At least there was now a use for this stupid thing, "PATTY'S PUB IS NOW CLOSING, WE NEED YOU TO LEAVE NOW!"

"Dee You Can't just be rude like that!" Mac jumps up to the counter and pulls the mega-phone from my hands, " SORRY BOUT THIS BUZzZ KILL GUYS, BUT IT'S CLOSING TIME, AND I'M AFRAID THE PARTY MUST END!", He put the mega-phone down, "See? That's a much better way of getting rid of the crowd! Rude."

"HHAAAWW!" I gasped, he just fell off he counter.