Disclaimer: I don't own Vampire Academy, only in my dreams

"Hey, you know what would be really fun?" I asked.

Mason slowly stirred our lab experiment in biology. Through the window, I saw a streak of lightning flash across the night sky. It's the perfect type of weather for me, Mason, and Eddie's movie night. We're planning on watching Vampire's Suck.

"What?" Mason wondered with that mischievous glint in his sea blue eyes.

"What if," I said as a poured the wrong chemical into the acid I forgotten the name of, "I "accidently" put this in our experiment and watch as Mr. Helton have a meltdown?" I smirked.

Mr. Helton was probably the worst teacher in the entire world; everyone hates his guts. He once gave a kid last year detention because they were wearing stripes! He smelt like alcohol, had a beer gut, and a scruffy beard. His hair had gone grey from constant stress. He wasn't even old.

"We're going to get in a shit load of trouble," Mason said seriously. "Let's do it," he chuckled. I dumped the rest into the vile and stirred it carefully. Slowly, a black cloud came rising out of our vile. Uh oh. I glanced at Mason. His eyes read the same thing I was feeling, we're so dead.

"What did you do?" Mr. Helton screamed like a baby. "I told you specifically what to do! It wasn't that hard to follow!" he screamed at me.

"It wasn't her fault, Sir," Mason protested. I gaped at him.

"I don't care! Now I'll have to evacuate the whole entire school! I may even get fired!" Mr. Helton roared.

Once everyone in the building was outside, I received many dirty looks from girls who looked like the spent way too long fixing their make-up. The rain practically pierced my skin. I was pulled behind a building. I tried looking at the person's face without getting rain in my eyes, but that didn't work so well. I put a hand on my forehead, shielding my eyes. Jessie Zeklos. Wow, he looks pretty hot in the rain, or at least the part I could see of him.

"That was pretty epic," he said. "I've taught you well," he smirked.

"I guess, but I probably got about a year's worth of detention," I shrugged.

"Do you regret doing that?" he asked.

"Not really," I laughed. He looked down at my lips. My heart raced. I've never been kissed before. Lissa told me I didn't know what I was missing. It annoyed me how she had kissed a guy before me. He leaned closer to me. I hope he couldn't hear my heart pounding in my chest. My palms began sweating my shirt couldn't even dry them. His lips met mine.

And I wasn't missing much. I kissed him a little longer to see if there was a late reaction, but there wasn't any luck. His tongue traced my lip. Panicking, I agreed and, less than a minute, he almost shoved his tongue down my throat. I pulled away, slightly disgusted, I walked back with him. What an awkward silence.

"Did I bit your lip?" I asked.

"Uh, yeah."

"Huh."

Hopefully Lissa had a mint I could borrow.

Eddie, Mason and I watched Vampire Suck. I was in the middle of a giggling fit, it just slipped out.

"Rose! Did you just fart?" Mason said laughing his ass off with Eddie.

"No."

"Yeah, you just did," Eddie said. "It made the couch vibrate," he laughed.

"No."

"Yes, you did," Mason argued, still laughing. "I didn't even know girls can fart."

"No, I didn't!" I growled.

"Oh my God, Rose! What did you eat?" Eddie choked. I was so tempted to strangle him right now.

"I didn't fart! I queefed," I said simply.

They began laughing harder.

After a while, they cooled down and we continued watching the movie.

Mason leaned next to me and whispered in my ear, "Don't worry, I farted, too."

LOL! Did you like it? Like I said, it really had nothing to do with Jessie, I just wanted to make the first story with Jessie tagged in it :)