(A/N) This is a fic my sister (Author LiZzIeWeAsLeY) dared me to put on for a joke. Oh and by the way I have to leave it on here too. You can read it if you want to laugh and if you just feel like making fun of it or your just stupid. But besides that it's totally idiotic.
Peppery Skies
Harry, Ron, and Hermione are on a beautiful love boat in the middle of Nowhereland on the way to Hogwarts. Suddenly Ron falls off and sinks to the bottom of the river.
"Should we save him Harry?" Hermione says.
"No." says Harry. "We need to talk first. And this might take a while so you should sit down. Don't worry about Ron. He's a big boy."
"Okay." Hermione sighs and sits on a pile of rope. "What?"
Bubbles start to rise from the river bottom.
"I love you. That's it," Harry says before sneezing. Pepper is falling from the sky.
Hermione stares at him and rubs her eyes continuously as the pepper continues to fall.
"But why are you telling me this and saying it would take longer."
"So we could snog in the broom closet over there."
Smaller bubbles start to come up from the water.
"You fart knocker!!" Hermione screams.
"Fine. I'll go get Ron."
Harry throws a float in the water ad walks away.
Ron is seen gasping for air and leans his head on the float as he cries "Bloody Hell I'm dead!!!"
"No, Ron! Don't leave me now!!" Hermione yells as she reaches out for him over the edge.
"Just Joking!" Ron laughs.
He climbs up the ladder and falls onto the deck.
"I want to tell you I something. But first…"
Splash! Ron pushes Harry into the water.
"What ever did you have in mind Ronald Keezley!"
"Ha ha. Stop Joking Hermione!" Ron laughs balling over in a fit of giggles.
"I love you, Hermy. No joke this time." He says.
"Really? Well Harry does too. Who should I chose. I'm not a whore. I can't have you both." Hermione say with her hands in the air.
"I can fix that." Ron winks and nods his head slighty. "My queen I shall kill Harry for you, when he comes out the water."
Hermione laughs as Ron pulls out a gun.
They run to snog in the broom cabinet.
THE END.
Well what did you think. It's my first fic and I'm very proud of it. It's funny isn't it. My teacher says I'm the best writer in the whole universe. Do you thik so too? My friends are nice too. Tee Hee.