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Chris: Yay! First collab fic!
Lauryn: Yup. Review nicely!
Gumball: I fell and hurt myself.
Pyro: That's what you get for being an idiot.
Chris: *sweatdrop
Gumball: I feel bad.
Tigresa: Cheer up, Gumball!
Gumball: I'm better now!
Mydnyte: Wow.
Pyro: I know, right?
Lauryn: Aww... Kitty love.
All: MAN, FUCK YOU!

It was a fine spring day in Elmore, and as usual, Gumball Watterson was fooling around. He was at Beach Elmore, and was planning to jump off of the fifty-foot high dive into the 7½' deep water.

"Gumball, you idiot! Get down, goddamnit!" His flame-furred brother, Pyro, was waving his paws, trying to flag down his foolish sibling.

"Hi Penny! I love you! No, not you, I love your cheers! Goddamn! Why did I just say that?" The blue cat was focused on the peanut girl who was cheerleading with her squad. She turned, waving her pom-poms over her antlered head, blushing. The aqua feline slipped, after trying to stretch his arm way over his head. He fell backward, bounced upward, and flew straight down from there.

"Told you not to, but no, no one listens to the smart ones of the family." Pyro muttered, pulling out an umbrella. The cat hit the water with a loud smack, yet only a few droplets splashed the edge.

"That's good, for a minute there, I thought you were a goner." Pyro put down the umbrella, and pulled Gumball out of the water. The whole front of his chest and face was searing red, pulsating with heat.

"Gah! I can't have Penny see me like this! Or them!" He pointed to two cats behind Pyro in the distance. Pyro handed him an icepack, trying to tend to his burns.

"Who? Ohhhh...them…" Pyro turned, then caught sight of them. They were she-cats, about the age of them, and were, in the tomcats' eyes, absolutely gorgeous.

The one on the left was a golden orange, had jet-black tiger stripes and bright sapphire eyes. She wore a dark sapphire two-piece bikini, with bright aqua Hawaiian floral prints. She had white flip-flops, an aqua visor and sapphire Ray-Ban glasses studded with topaz. Her onyx hair was pulled back into a silky ponytail, with streaks of mocha brown. She carried a black and sapphire beach chair and a white towel.

The other cat was wearing a bright turquoise two piece bathing suit with yellow Hawaiian floral designs like her sister's. She had golden-yellow flip-flops; the color of her eyes, a yellow visor, and turquoise Ray-Ban glasses with golden splashes, dotted with diamonds. Her jet-black hair was pulled into a curly ponytail, streaked with flame, which matched the color of her fur. The she-cat had a beach chair and towel, both golden-yellow and blue.

And they were walking toward the toms.

Gumball flipped out, jumping into the water, dragging Pyro with him. "Get offa me! Gah! Nooooooo!"

They fell off the pier, and into the body salt of water below. The two she-cats reached their spot, staring into the crystal clear water. "Awkward... Elmore ain't at all what I thought it was gon' be." The tiger-cat meowed in her heavy Southern-Philly accent to her sister.

"Relax, Tigresa, it'll get better in time." Her sister said, sitting calmly in her chair.

"Not when the cats act like fish, Mydnyte. Look at them." They stared into the water again, and saw Pyro and Gumball slap-fighting in the water.

"Score one fo' skepticism." Tigresa said telepathically to her sister.

"You know, we should go introduce ourselves."

"What? Why the hell would we do that?" Tigresa yowled, still watching the tomcats.

"Cause that one is cute." She pointed to the flame-furred tom, blushing.

"Man, shut the hell up! But his brother may be a winner."

"Hey? You cats new to Elmore? We'll show you around! I'm Pyro." Pyro called, catching sight of them, but mostly Mydnyte. Mydnyte smirked.

"Score one for Team Mydnyte." Mydnyte said telepathically to Tigresa.

"Man!" Tigresa leaped for her sister, bowling them over the edge of the pier, and into the water.

"Look out!" Gumball tried to pull his brother away, but they all ended up splashing into the water.

Pyro pulled Mydnyte to her paws, blushing slightly. "Nice."

Mydnyte shot another look at her sister. "Score two, Team Mydnyte."

"Aww, go to hell!" Tigresa shouted mentally, shaking her head. Gumball pulled up Tigresa, smiling.

"Hi, I'm Gumball." He shook her paw, making her face flush.

"Score one fo' Team Tigresa." She muttered to her sister speechlessly.

"Yea, yea. I've still got two." Mydnyte retorted.

"Man, fuck you! Why you always gotta ruin my joy?" Tigresa shouted in her head telepathically.

"Cause it's fun. Laugh. It's funny, goddamnit." Mydnyte said.

"You make me sick." Tigresa spat.

"You guys wanna tour? We've got lots of time." Pyro meowed, walking toward the shore.

"Why not? Come on." Tigresa dragged her sister out of the water, climbed up the pier, tossed their stuff, and pulled out a capsule. She pushed the button, and purple metallic Jaguar Convertible popped onto the sand. Mydnyte took their stuff, loaded it in the trunk, and pushed Pyro to the car.

"How- you- car- wha?–" Gumball stuttered, shaking his head.

"Ancient Philly secret, baby." Tigresa said victoriously. Pyro shrugged and got in the driver seat, across from Gumball. The girls sat in the back seat.

"I can't believe the motha-fuckers are drivin' our car." Tigresa thought crossly.

"Chill out, dude. Just breathe, nothing will happen to the car." Mydnyte said, trying to comfort her.

"Woosa, woosa." Tigresa thought, calming down a little. Pyro started the car and drove down the shore and into the city. They had been traveling for 2 hours, seeing all the main sights Elmore had to offer. The wind blew through their fur as the four cats drove to their final stop, The Elmore Jazz Café.

"Elmore Jazz Café? Man, that's the most romantic spot in town. Where do you want to take them next, Make Out-"Gumball tried to say. Pyro's paw cut off the last part of his sentence.

"Shut up, dude." Pyro said sharply, silencing his brother.

"Fine, we will settle this like men. I'll sue you!" Gumball said.

"I'll sue you!" Pyro said.

"I'll sue you again!" Gumball yelled.

"I'll sure you again!" Pyro retorted.

"I'll counter-sue you!" Gumball spat.

"And I'll counter-sue you!" Pyro yelled. The two started slap fighting like a bunch of little girls.

"Score two fo' skepticism, told you they shouldn't drive the car." Tigresa muttered sharply.

"For once in my life, I actually agree with you." Mydnyte said.

"No score two for skepticism, let's go inside." Pyro said, walking with Gumball inside.

"I'm still keepin' that score two." Tigresa snarled, following the three cats inside.

The lights were dimmed down to a mellow black-pink, jazz playing from the band members on stage. A bar sat aways across from the stage, were the bartender she-cat was serving drinks. "Oh, hiya!" She had golden Bengal fur, with silvery-black hair and bright neon-green eyes.

"Hi, Vegas. Meet Mydnyte and Tigresa. They're here new to Elmore." Pyro said, introducing the two she-cats.

"Ah, new cats, welcome to Elmore. Are they special cats of yours?" Vegas asked, looking at Pyro.

"W-what, no. We're just giving them a tour." Gumball said, quickly covering for his brother.

"Oh alright." Vegas said, looking at the toms suspiciously.

"How 'bout we order some drinks?" Mydnyte suggested.

"Good idea." Tigresa said, trying to cover up the awkward moment that just passed.

"I'll have a Sea Breeze with a lime slice." Pyro said.

"I'll have a Kamikaze with a lime slice." Gumball said.

"I'll have a Champagne cocktail with a raspberry garnish." Tigresa said.

"I'll have a Cosmopolitan with a lime and lemon wedge." Mydnyte said.

"Coming right up." Vegas said, getting the drinks together. Once she did, the show started. She started juggling liquids and cups in a rhythmic and coordinated way as she made their drinks. Tigresa and Mydnyte stared in awe, they had never seen something like that before. Once the show ended, four drinks were placed before them.

"Enjoy." Vegas said before walking away.

"Maybe Elmore ain't so bad after all." Tigresa said before taking a sip of her drink. Mydnyte nodded in agreement, tapping her foot to the beat of the jazz in the backround. Gumball nodded slightly, leaning over to give Tigresa a kiss on her cheek. Tigresa's eyes widened at the sudden contact.

"Score 10 thousand fo' Team Tigresa." She said to Mydnyte. Mydnyte smirked and gave Pyro a kiss on his cheek, making his face flushed.

"Score 100 thousand for Team Mydnyte." She said to Tigresa. Tigresa spun Gumball around, and planted a firm kiss on his lips.

"Score 1 million fo' Team Tigresa." Mydnyte just rolled her eyes and smiled, thinking of the wonderful day she had in Elmore.