Dear diary,
Today was insane. I know every day is insane but this one is just nuts. Okay it all started when mom dropped my breakfast on the floor and I did not get to enjoy my waffles. That sucked. Well next was that an animal, or as my parents like to say 'crypdid', went into my house and trashed the place. My dad said it was angry at the noise so it attacked but I think it was because I forgot to give it its lunch yesterday. I was lucky it did not go in my room because mom and dad will have me make my bed again and I do not want to make my bed again. But the craziest thing was when komodo got into dads lab. Well my dad was studding a chame … well the animal that changes color, that animal and got something called 'DNA' from it and made it more powerful. Then komodo came in and got the DNA in his system. My dad got worried and ran tests on him and found that he can now camo… changes into his background. Bad thing is now he can win in hide and go seek every time. Dad told me and mom that it will be okay and I trust him. I hope so. I will tell you more next time mom makes me write in this stupid diary. Diaries are for girls.
Love,
Zak Saturday
p.s. komodo and I played hide and go seek today and he won.