Hey people I'm back with a brand new story and this time its NARUTO:cough: moving on, I know I have to update my other stories but my sister and I came up with this one and really wanted to start it so yea. If you like yu yu hakusho then go check out some of my other stories in my profile. Before we get started I would like to mention some warnings!
Warning:
-yaoi, don't like don't read. Don't flame me because you do not like the yaoi. But I hope you all enjoy it.
- swearing, yes their will be swearing, just thought I mention.
-possible lemon, I'm not sure if I'm going to put in a lemon scene because of the type of story it is but maybe never know.
Pairings:
SasuNaru
AsumaKurenai
ShinoKiba
JiraiyaTsunade
NejiShika
KakashiIruka
GaaraLee
GenmaRaidoHayate
(yea I didn't know who to put genma with so I just put him with both…I'm sick I know…hope u enjoy that XD)
Disclaimer: If I owned naruto then the show would have some major yaoi in it but sadly I don't:cries:
Sorry to keep you all so long and I'll shut up now XD. Enjoy!
It was a peaceful Saturday afternoon and it was a beautiful day. The flowers were in bloom, the air was fresh, and it was tranquil. Ah yes the perfect day…but not for a certain raven…
A raven haired figure sat in his living room. The figure wore his normal attire. His normal attire consisted of a blue shirt with the Uchiha crest, white shorts, and sandals. The figure known as Uchiha Sasuke was usually calm and emotionless. But today his normal expression was replaced by an annoyed and pissed off look. And one of the few people who were able to get under the Uchiha's skin was none other than Uzumaki Naruto.
His golden blonde locks and sky blue eyes are stunning to look at. But even with these stunning features people wondered why he wore such an awful orange outfit. But they had to admit…it fit him.
Moving on. Sasuke sat on his couch with his pissed off expression because of said blonde's whining.
"Please Sasuke" naruto continued to whine.
"No."
"Come ooooon pleaseeeeeee!"
"No."
"What about if I do the-"
"I said no" Sasuke growled, fed up with the blonde.
They sat in silence for a while. Sasuke obviously enjoying the peace while the blonde thought of what to do next. He then decided to go to plan B since plan A: beg Sasuke, didn't work. And in cases like these plan B always worked…he smirked.
Naruto stood up and walked slowly over to Sasuke. Sasuke didn't notice naruto was approaching him because his eyes were closed. He did notice however, when said blonde climbed on top of him straddling his legs. The blonde ran his hands through the raven's hair while leaving light kisses along his neck and jaw. Naruto took advantage of Sasuke's condition as he continued his sweet torture.
"Please Sasuke" he whispered seductively while nipping at Sasuke's ear.
"…naruto…" Sasuke moaned.
"Well…?" naruto asked running his hands up and down Sasuke's sides.
"…I already…said…no" he moaned between words. Naruto smirked knowing Sasuke was already breaking.
"…for me…" naruto whispered slowly and huskily while grinding his hips against Sasuke's. Sasuke knew what the dobe was planning but how could he say no now…it felt so damn good!
"Fine" Sasuke half growled and half moaned knowing he gave in.
Naruto grinned widely before kissing Sasuke deeply as a thank you. Sasuke sighed as the dobe got up and ran out the room to plan the upcoming event…
"Hey kiba!" naruto exclaimed loudly as kiba walked through the door.
"Hey!" kiba replied just as enthusiastically while putting naruto in a headlock.
They continued to struggle with each other until naruto noticed hinata walking through the door and smiled, "hi hinata!" naruto yelled.
"oh…h-hi n-naruto-kun" she said shyly as she blushed. Right after hinata entered so did shino.
"oh…hey Shino" naruto said uneasily. Something about shino always did that to him.
Shino just stared…not saying a word. Naruto laughed nervously as the three ventured into the uchiha mansion.
"…what a weird guy…" naruto said as he watched his three friends go. Just then someone appeared behind him…not moving an inch. As soon as naruto turned around he screamed "what the fuck!"
"…nice to see you to…" gaara replied.
Naruto just laughed and rubbed that back of his head, "hehe sorry gaara…you just uhhh surprised me" naruto gave an embarrassed chuckle.
"Why are you yelling dobe" right then Sasuke decided to make his entrance. He came up behind naruto and saw gaara. They just stared...until temari and kankurou came in, said there greetings and dragged gaara along with them.
"Its nothing Sasuke" naruto grinned and ushered Sasuke off.
In the next couple of minutes all the guest had arrived. The group consisted of lee, neji, tenten, shikamaru, ino, chouji, sakura, iruka, kakashi, kurenai, genma, gai, hayate, raidou, tsunade, shizune, jiraiya and asuma. The huge group was situated in one of the large rooms in the mansion that contained a bar. Of course jiraiya was happy about that one feature. Also in the room was many couches, table, chairs, you name it for a party room. It had all the comfort necessities for a party including a stage… anyway on the stage was huge speakers that basically touched the ceiling and every song known to man was accessible. Everything needed for music was there…they started to wonder why Sasuke had this or if it was the blondes doing.
"So naruto-kun what are we going to do now that will allow us to enjoy the wonders of our youth" lee exclaimed
"Well said" gai replied with a thumbs up and a huge grin the showed his teeth. Everyone just sweatdropped.
"Well I was planning on all of us doing performances" naruto grinned.
Everyone looked at each other and started whispering.
"Come on! It will be fun!" naruto whined then turned to iruka and grinned.
"uhhh naruto…why are you looking at me like that…" iruka said uncertain.
"You're up!"
"What!"
"I said you're up"
"But but"
"No buts go!" naruto got behind iruka and pushed him on stage for he was talking to kakashi by the bar.
"But naruto-"
"I said no buts iruka, sing!" naruto said handing iruka a mic.
Iruka sighed "fine so what am I singing"
Naruto grinned "you'll see. Lights" naruto yelled. Sasuke sighed, got up and went to a control panel by the stage that dimmed all the lights in the room and put spot lights on the stage which shone on iruka. There was a few ooo's and aaah's in the group. "Cue music annnnd go!" naruto yelled and took a seat. Sasuke followed suit.
'you can't be serious' iruka thought as he heard the beginning of the song. Iruka just sighed and thought he just get on with it.
Iruka:
Got myself a notion
And one I know that you'll understand
To set the world in motion by reaching out for each other's hand
Maybe we'll discover
What we shoulda known all along yeah
One way or another, together's where we both belong
-Everyone was cheering for their old teacher…well almost every one, people like gaara didn't do that sort of thing. At this time naruto got up, put a mic in kakashi's hand and pushed him on stage with iruka. Kakashi just shrugged and sang with iruka.-
Iruka and kakashi:
If we listen to each other's heart
We'll find we're never too far apart
And maybe love is a reason why
For the first time ever, we're seein' it eye to eye
-Iruka started to dance with kakashi (a/n if you people know the goofy movie imagine them doing that dance lol and you kno the part where there are those girls that look the same lets say he did kage bushin no justsu so there is more of him…if not think of them doing some grinding or something you know something hot for two of our fav adults lol )-
Iruka:
If a wall should come between us
Too high to climb, too hard to break through
I know that love will lead us
And find a way to bring me to you
So don't be in a hurry
Think before you count us out ohhhh
You don't have to worry
I won't ever let you drown
( kakashi: Nothing's gonna stop us now)
Both:
If we listen to each other's heart
We'll find we're never too far apart
And maybe love is a reason why
For the first time ever, we're seein' it eye to eye
-iruka kinda forgot he was in the presence of his friends, fellow adults, and former students. he was just so wrapped up in the song and kakashi that he totally. not even all the cheering and whistling brought him out of his little world-
Kakashi: Love is why we're seein' it eye to eye
Iruka: Yes, we are seein' it eye to eye
Kakashi: Seein' it eye to eye
Love is why we're seein' it eye to eye
Iruka: seein' it eye to eye
Kakashi: I think we're seein' it eye to eye
Iruka: seein' it eye to eye
Kakashi: love is why we're seein' it eye to eye
Iruka: We're seein' it eye to eye yeahhhh
Both: eye to eye!
Iruka:
If you're ever lonely, then stop!
You don't have to be
After all, it's only a beat away from you to me
(kakashi: Take a look inside and see)
yeahhhh
Both:
If we listen to each other's heart
We'll find we're never too far apart
And maybe love is a reason why
For the first time ever, we're seein' it eye to eye
-the dancing on stage was really turning up the heat and the group was getting roudy and excited (a/n remember you may not see it this way if you see them doing the movie dance but think of them doing both ur own and the movie one XD)
Kakashi: Seein' it eye to eye
Iruka: Seein' iteye to eyebaby
Kakashi: For the first time
Iruka: For the first time
kakashi:eye to eye
Seein't it
Iruka: Seein' it, baby
kakashi: Seein' it eye to eye
For the first time ever
Hey yeah
Iruka: Seein' it, baby
We're seein' it eye to eye yeah
Seein' it
(C'mon, baby)
Kakashi: eye to eye
Iruka: eye to eye
Kakashi: eye to eye
Iruka: eye to eye
Kakashi: eye to eye
Both: eye to eye!
The music ended and kakashi and iruka took their bow. Every one was cheering."great performance" all the girls squealed and talked amongst themselves.
"yes an excellent performance! But what do you expect from my rival" gai said as he cried his manly tears.
"hmm did you say something" kakashi ask as he set his lazy eye on gai.
"ohh good one kakashi I expect no less from my rival!"
Kakashi just turned back to the blushing iruka and smiled. He always thought iruka looked so cute when he was embarrassed.
Naruto then appeared on stage and decided he was going to be the MC.
"yeah! Great performance iruka-sensei" naruto hollered.
Iruka just blushed more and sat down in one of the available seats and hid his face in kakashi's shoulder when the jounin sat next to him.
"ok" naruto grinned " who will be my next victim. I choose…"
Ok I hope you all liked the first chapter. This story is just for humor and some romance. Its not suppose to be expertly written just something for me to do because i have no life lol. I hope you enjoyed me and my sister's sick sense of humor and the weird songs we will put our favorite people to sing. Please review it helps me update often! And believe me this is a true fact! Oh and let me know if yal want a lemon so i can decide on it but even if yal do it will probably be at the end and only for sasuke and naruto! bye!