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Konohagakure P.O.V.
The mouth of Konohagakure, Konoha for short, loved coffee. The rest of the digestive system thought otherwise. Whenever Konoha drank coffee, it felt like a laxative had just been ingested.
That had not been the case this time. Konohagakure was feeling a little tired when they woke up. They were studying hard the night before. So, they decided to drop by McDonald's to get an iced caramel mocha. Konohagakure's mouth watered at the sight of it. They drank the perfectly sweet drink as fast as Itachi murdered his clan in Naruto.
As Konoha drove back to their dorm, they felt the urge to pee. But, when they walked in their room, Sunagakure, their roommate, was in the bathroom!
"Are you almost done Suna?" asked the anxious Konoha.
As they said that, they heard a flush. Suna walked out of the restroom and said "Sorry, I took some diuretics because I had the urge to pee but couldn't. You better be out fast or I might pee all over your stuff."
"What are you? An animal? And by the way, did you take a stimulant and diuretics?"
In reply, Suna howled and nodded.
With that, Konoha rushed to the toilet. When they were done, they looked down and saw that their urine was yellow. 'Great,' they thought, 'I'm dehydrated. Better go drink some water then.'
They flushed the toilet and walked out of the bathroom only to run straight into Suna. Suna muttered something and darted into the bathroom.
'I don't think I'll ever get Suna… I study psychology and I'm sure that they are crazy.'
Sasuke P.O.V.
Sasuke was a pretty bitter piece of shit. That was, until someone added caramel and sugar to him.
When Sasuke saw Konoha, he didn't know what to think. He was already being swallowed by the time he decided to hate Konoha. The peristalsis was kicking in and Sasuke was moving down through the esophagus. Gastrin had already been secreted and Sasuke fell into the gastric juices in the stomach.
Sasuke finally came to the small intestine he saw that he was no longer looking like coffee. He looked rather disgusting actually. As he moved along, he slowly got to the colon where he could see that Konoha was backed up. 'They better go see a doctor of some kind, I don't want to be in here for a long time and they are really constipated.'
When Sasuke was moving closer to the rest of the build up, he ran into another piece of shit. 'What kind of food could you have been?' Wondered Sasuke.
The crap beat him to asking though, "What were you?"
"It's proper to give your name first when asking someone else," he paused, "My name is Sasuke and if you must know, I was coffee. What about you?"
"My name is Danzo and I was mushrooms."
"Hn."
Konohagakure P.O.V.
"You know Konoha, you should really go see a gastroenterologist. You seem pretty backed up."
"Fine I'll go. I guess it beats having a biochemist in training trying to get me to take stuff for it."
"Hurry up and leave then. We'll need to talk about that comment about my major later though."
Konoha drove to the doctor. When they got there they were seen very fast. The gastroenterologist explained what it meant to do their job. She talked about learning PHYSIOLOGY. She diagnosed Konoha with constipation and had them take some purgatives.
Later that day, Konoha pooped.
Sasuke P.O.V.
Sasuke saw that he was moving again. 'Finally,' he thought. He saw Danzo leave his line of sight and the next thing her knew, he was in a toilet bowl and being flushed.
Everyone is glad that Danzo came out of Konohagakures anus. He was an awful piece of shit that no one liked.