WARNING!
So random, it might make your brain explode.
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So, before we get on with this shit, lets get to know our heroine, Rainshine.
Rainshine is the most powerful alicorn in the history of everything and is also the lost half-sister to Celestia and Luna.
Her father is Discord and her mother is Harmonia Dazzle.
At the age of nine, she was bitten by a vampire pony, causing her to become one, and she's been living in a computer ever since.
Also, she poops rainbows and lollipops.
She has a long, flowing, orange mane, a yellow tail, one green wing, one purple wing, a red horn, a blue body, and a rainbow for a cutie mark.
Yeah, das all!