garfeild
by zane e
raj waz in town an goed to garfilds hous. when he got dere gorfiel was haveing bad day- it wuz monday! gimfield drink cofee an eat lasaga to feel beter! also he facked nermal. dat got everyome in te house reel horney an overcom wit lust! raj an liz an odey an irma (AN: only leget gurfrump fans rember) start facking reel nastie! odey barkin n shit! john watched! lyman waz lookin thru da windo- den cuz raj a reel one he stoped fackin liz an let a fella hit! Evryone comed reel crazy big! den grafald drink a poshion to turne into a girl an also liek a humen kinda! she stil furry tho! raj immedetely put in he 25.22 inche robo cack! al de suden a evil cloud formd- den shadow lyman appeered (OC! he like lyman but wit red eyez an blue fier!) he an raj facked gaeiuorfield dam good! eventially dey al got so happie dey comed!
in a secrete base, a a grup of evil-loking peeple wached de fackin on a screen wit a hiden camara! a angry german man wit a famos mustash- dats rite, it wuz kaiser wilhelm!- sayed; "raj is almust to strong, we ned to stop he soon….' an de other evel peopel agreed. 'at leest shadow lyman culd hide de camara". sayed thanos. dey al cakled evily an left de room.
AN: jim davis personally gave me permission