BAINS NOT DEAD HES JUST PARTYING PART 2: THE ILLUSION OF THE CONCLUSION
IT COMES BEFORE PAYDAY3 WHICH I ALSO WROTE ABOUT
BY FASTIDIOUSBEEB
BY JASONMERC(sirarutherhipoint)
Chaptwer 1: it was a while later
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"KARELS" locke said for the kajillionth time. "OWEEeeEE gettin real toired of hearing that british nerd" said hoxton. "ALRIGHT, EVERTONE, LETS GO RESCUE THE BAINE OUR FRIEND" said dallas he pointed at THE van. Then someone knocked on the front facing door. It was a fat guy. "OWEEE WATCHAWANT?"
Asked hoxton. "Lol i got a joke for ya" "OWEEEE LETS OPEN OUIR YEARS AND LISTEN." hoxton demeanded. "Ok, ok, what does locke do when the door is closewd. He picks the lock lollzzzz" then hoxton shot him in the head. "OUCH OUCH OUCH" the fat guy said than ran far away. "Wanka" hoxton said than left.
CHAPTHER 2: GO DO A BUNCH OF CRAP
Meanwhil;e it was later. The payday GANG, did a lot of things for locke. ,they stole diamons from the pod storage and went beneath a mountain to get his chemmistry project he left Like get milk. "You kecks i only like 2%" said locke. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHH" sallas said at the target. He flipped the cart over with lock in it and ran out locke cried."THATS IT IM GETTING BANIE BACK COME WITH ME WOLF FOLLOLW ME QUICKLY"."WHAT THE H*CK DALLAS"said wolf
Authors note:: sorry my moms watching me type this
. "LAAAAAAAAAUNGGGGGUEGE WOLF"
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…."sorry" wolf asked.
CHAPTER 3: H*CK'S ISLAND
Dallas and wold and hoxnot camped in teh sewers for like 2 days with no tv. Dallas always won at go fish so everyone wanted to leave. Then when they went out everyone said "SHOOT THEM IN THE FACE". "ISSAMUDDUFUGGINMURKYWADDA" said wolf. They shot everyone and daren got all the thermie paste.. They opened the cell and bain ran out and shot everyone with the crap pistol. "Oweeee how did he get so gud" hoxton said and kicked a guys arm,. The payaday gamg went in the cells and through the laundery buty something wasnt. It just wasnt. Dallas wanted to run fast but he was frozen because it wasnt optimizde. "A-A-A-HHH-HHHH" dallas studdered. Nbody could move an inch but instead they wet upthe stairs somehow. also lock was there "awwwhhh my good frand baine" said lock. "Ill carry him you kerels because im in the military". "BUTYOURINDAMURKYWADDA" said wolf. Bain ragdolld so his arms became infinity and hoxton lagged so hard he got banned BUT his hair didnt move at all. Dallas had the seerus special so he granaded everyone and they turned on the helichopter. It was 10 seconds and they got on and flew into the nights sky
"BAIN I MISSED YOU AND SO DID EVERYONE ELSE" dllas asked. "BHHHHH AND WITH A FEW DAYS TO SPARE TOO" "oweee whatcha mean" hoxton didnt say hes banned. "BHHH WELL IN A FEW DAYS IVE GOT A VERY SPECIAL DATE WITH A VERY SPECIAL SOMEONE"
The end
Also bain looks weird