So... my brother was talking about this... so I wrote it...
very random, very bad, you will hopefully laugh.
Once upon a time, Sensei Wu discovered that he needed some magic cat fur to save the world.
"Nya, Ronin, I need you to go get some cat fur from a giant magical cat before the world explodes." He said. Nya and Ronin looked at each other.
"EW, RONIN." Said Nya.
"EW, NYA." Said Ronin.
"Shut up." Sensei Wu hit them with his stick. "Go get the cat fur or you're both fired."
"Ok ok fine whatever." Nya muttered. "Jerk." So the two left in R.E.K.S. to the dangerous volcano, Dangerous Volcano, where the giant cat lived. They spent six years trying to fly there, since Nya kept messing with R.E.K.S. and blowing it up by mistake.
"I hate you." Said Ronin, covered in soot.
"Lol same." said Nya, throwing a piece of metal at him. "This is all your fault."
"Hey, excuse you, sweetheart." Ronin poked her. "Who blew up the airship?"
"You did."
"No, dummy, it was you." The thief threw the metal back at her. They kept throwing metal at each other until they eventually knocked each other out and were unconscious for another year. When they woke up, they ate some food because they had almost starved to death, then Ronin fixed the airship and they kept going. Finally, they made it to Dangerous Volcano, and they started climbing it since the airship was broken. Just as they almost made it to the top, Nya's phone rang. They were both so startled that they fell off the mountain, falling 4723746347825432 miles before hitting the bottom. Even though all her bones were broken, Nya still managed to answer the phone.
"Hello?"
"WHY HAVEN'T YOU DUMMIES GOTTEN THE MAGIC CAT FUR YET?!" Sensei Wu yelled. "YOU ARE SUCH IDIOTS YOU'RE FIRED BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO GET THE CAT FUR!"
"Wow rude." Said Nya. "We just broke all our bones, have a little sympathy?"
"No." Then Sensei Wu hung up.
"This is all your fault." Ronin said.
"Fight me." Nya threw a brick at him, but she missed because all her bones were broken. They lay on the ground for another year while their bones knit, then they climbed up the mountain. They were almost there! The end was in sight! Then Nya tripped over a rock and fell in the lava. Just before she died, she said, "Ronin this is all your fault."
"No it's yours." Ronin argued, but it was too late since Nya had already burned to a crisp. "Oh well." Ronin walked up to the giant cat, but it thought he was a mouse and batted him into the lava. And then he died.
The end
This is deliberately bad just FYI
~FFF
P.S. This probably will not be continued.