So I kinda borrowed the idea from the movie- Ghost of Girlfriends Past (So its definitely AU). I'm pretty sure you guys have heard of it or even watched it. But if you haven't… that's fine, you guys won't be able to compare my fic with the movie hahaha which is a good thing for me.

Anyway, let me know what you guys think yeah? It's gonna be eventual Cadley/Camteen/Cameron&Thirteen, of cozz :)

The Ghost of One-Night-Stands Past

A House M.D. Fan Fiction 13

Chapter 1: Mad Gigi

Remy Hadley scanned the packed bar, looking for someone to take home for the night. It was a typical Friday night for her; no work the next day meant she could drown her week's troubles in the one-night-stand the whole night and not worry about waking up the next morning or House tormenting her at work.

She was on probably her 8th shot of tequila before she spotted pretty red-head looking over from a few seats down the bar. Remy flashed a subtle flirty smile, which have worked probably 100% of the times she's used it, downed one more shot before swaggering over.

"Hey… wanna get out of here?" Remy asked, touching the lady's arm softly.

"Sure." The red-head simply said, before following the brunette out the bar and home.

Remy pinned the red-head on the wall next to the door to her apartment and kissed her ferociously. They made out in the hallway for a good 10 minutes before deciding to do this more comfortably, in a horizontal position perhaps. Remy turned around to open the door, stumbling with her keys for a bit.

When she finally managed to get the door open, the brunette turned around to grab her one night stand to pull her in with her… only, she grabbed air instead. The brunette groped around the air drunkenly, thinking that the red-head was just probably a little further away than where she had left her to open the door.

"Come on… where the fuck are you…" Remy said out loud, squinting with her eyes through the darkness and through her drunkenness.

"What the fuck…" Remy muttered when she didn't get a response, nor hear any movement whatsoever; it was like the one-night-stand had changed her mind and left, or so she assumed.

"Bitch…" Remy cursed under her breath. She groaned and hit the wall with her fist angrily, before dragging herself into the apartment to crash for the night… alone.

The next morning, or afternoon for that matter, Remy awoke to the afternoon sun streaming in brightly through her glass windows which covered part of her ceiling. The brunette covered her face with her extra pillow and groaned, half asleep.

"HEY THIRTEEN!" A somewhat familiar squeaky voice said from somewhere in the bedroom.

Remy stirred in bed, thinking she heard someone say something but deduced that she was just dreaming from her few seconds of dozing off under the pillow.

"SLEEPYHEAD, WAKE UP, IT'S LIKE NOOOOOON." The last word was dragged in a really annoying way.

Remy's eyes shot open, face still covered by the pillow; that was definitely said by someone standing in her bedroom, and not in her dreams.

Remy threw the pillow off her face, and came face-to-face with the woman from the night before who was smiling so widely at her, it was kind of creepy.

Remy raised her eyebrow in confusion, "What the fuck are you doing here? How the hell did you get in? Didn't you leave last night?"

"I was watching you sleep, I teleported here, I didn't leave last night." The red-head grinned widely, answering all three questions.

Remy was starting to think the woman was crazy; she immediately jumped out of bed, "Get out of my apartment! You broke into my house in the middle of the night and stole things, didn't you?! Get out before I call the cops!"

Remy shooed her into the hallway and toward the entrance of her apartment.

"Okay okay okay, I'll leave… but you can't get rid of me…" The woman said and started laughing hysterically as she left the apartment.

Remy slammed her door and made sure to double lock it, "Fuck my life, the things I get myself into…" The brunette sighed and shook her head before walking back to her bedroom, hoping to get more sleep.

The doctor entered the bedroom tiredly and slipped into bed. She sighed and closed her eyes for a few seconds.

"SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!" The loud shrilly voice from the empty space (or so she thought was empty) beside her bellowed into the brunette's ear.

"MOTHER FUCK!" Remy exclaimed. She jumped out of bed and ran to the kitchen as fast as she could to grab her biggest and sharpest knife.

"You stay away from me!" Remy held the knife out with two hands and pointed it threateningly at the red-head who was giggling and walking closer.

"Oh put that down… I told you, you can't get rid of me…" The woman waved and laughed.

"What the hell do you want? You want sex? Well you had your chance last night!" Remy kept the knife pointed at the woman.

"Oh honey, sex with you? It was great… but I wouldn't want to go again…"

That response confused Remy tremendously. Firstly, she didn't remember having sex last night with this mad woman; she swore she had left after the brunette had opened the door. Secondly, if she did sleep with her, why wouldn't she want to sleep with her again? Everybody wanted Remy again; she was an 11 in bed.

The proximity of the red-head snapped Remy back to the real world. She was right in front of her now. If Remy extended her arm a little, the knife would just go right through her stomach.

"Look I don't want to hurt you… stand back!" Remy widened her eyes and warned.

The woman laughed hysterically at the knife and leaped forward.

Remy shut her eyes, thinking that the woman had just leaped into the knife. There was silence. The brunette slowly opened one eye and then the other as her jaw dropped.

"This feels funny…" The red-head chuckled, wriggling her body through the knife. The knife was going in and out and up and down her stomach with no resistance whatsoever.

Remy dropped the knife in shock, "This is a dream… just a dream, I'm still drunk from last night," Remy muttered to herself and ran through the woman who made an "OOOH!" sound as Remy passed through her.

The brunette ran into the bathroom and locked the door behind her. She splashed water onto her face and slapped herself lightly a few times, "Just a dream… just a dream… you're fucking drunk… you must be…" She continued mumbling.

Remy pulled the shower curtain which was drawn, hoping to take a bath.

"SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The red-head exclaimed from inside the bath tub and laughed.

Remy jumped and stumbled backward, giving up, she leaned against the bathroom wall, "I'm going mad aren't I?!"

"No honey, you're not going mad… my name is Gigi! I don't know if you remember me, but don't worry if you don't, you will soon!"

Remy looked at her cautiously.

"Silly, I'm not going to hurt you or anything! You and me are going on a little adventure!" Gigi replied as if she had just read Remy's mind.

"What kind of adventure… What if I don't want to go on your stupid little adventure…?" Remy crossed her arms angrily.

"Oh you'll love this stupid little adventure of mine… trust me!"

"I don't…"

"Well you have to!" Gigi grabbed Remy's hand and pulled her out through the bathroom door. However, Remy didn't pass through, and hit her head and stumbled onto the ground as she tried to pass through the wooden mass.

Gigi's head popped through the door, "Ooops… hehehe. I forgot to turn on the switch that would allow us to go on this adventure together without these… obstacles… hehehe."

And she expects me to trust her…. Remy thought and rubbed her head painfully as Gigi pulled her up.

Okay so I'm stopping here for the time being :D let me know if I should continue yeah?