This is brand new fanfic! And it's going to be pretty good, if I do say so myself. And you know that means it will be okay – borderline – terrible. My opinion is not valid because I wrote it! Anyways, enjoy, and please review. This story will be ten chapters, and if I get enough approval, I might write a sequel! Yay!

Disclaimer: No, I don't own Teen Titans.

Chapter One

"C'mon Rae!" Beast Boy whined. "Please!"

Raven tried not to scream. He had been begging and pleading for over an hour. She had been ignoring him for over an hour. Could he not see how annoyed she was?

"How many times do I have to say no?" she growled.

Beast Boy continued to bug her. "You did it for Starfire and Robin, but you won't do it for me. How is that fair?"

"Life isn't fair," she retorted. "Get over it."

"I am over it," he protested. "Mostly. I just want to know why life can't ever be unfair in my favor!"

Raven snapped her book shut. That was it. She scowled at him. "Enough!" she shouted. "Do you want to know why I'm not going to help you? Five reasons. One – you are seriously working my nerves. Two – Starfire is my best friend. Three – Robin is like my brother. Four – You are a stupid little twit. Five – You don't know this girl, and she doesn't know anything about your pathetic existence! OF COURSE I'M NOT GOING TO HELP YOU!"

It was silent as she glared at him. Then she said, "Oh, and I'm sick of everything that involves you. Ever consider that it may be annoying to pester someone for an hour?"

Beast Boy opened his mouth to respond, but Raven lifted a finger to quiet him. "Shut up. That was a rhetorical question."

At that, she stormed out the room. Beast Boy watched her leave.

"I was going to say that you gave six reasons," he muttered.

A book flew from the hallway and connected with a solid thunk to his forehead.

"Ow!" he yelled, rubbing it fiercely. "That hurt!"

He heard Raven slam her door. He sighed heavily and collapsed onto the couch. He was more disappointed than mad. He respected that Raven didn't want to help him.

I only bothered her for one hour! She should consider herself lucky that I didn't do it even longer.

Cyborg walked into the room, looking around. He saw Beast Boy on the couch.

"Yo, what was all the ruckus about?" he asked. "Did Raven throw you out the window again?"

Beast Boy sadly shook his head. "Nope." "

Then what happened?" Cyborg asked, sitting next to him on the couch.

Beast Boy pouted. "Raven refused to help me set up a date with this super cute girl I met in the park."

"Did you actually meet her, or did you spy her from afar?" Cyborg asked him with a smirk.

Beast Boy rolled his eyes but blushed. "That doesn't matter. What matters is that she's the one for me!"

Cyborg snickered. "Right. She's actually just a random chick you think is hot."

Beast Boy bit his lip. "Yes and no," he said. "But if you saw her, you'd totally understand."

"Well," Cyborg said, "how about you tell me about this girl? You know, what's her name and such."

Beast Boy sighed dreamily. "All the adjectives in the world couldn't describe her beauty. Gorgeous, beautiful, dazzling, stunning, attractive, striking, eye-catching, fabulous, spectacular, incredible, and simply amazing."

Cyborg raised an eyebrow. "This girl must be quite something," Cyborg said.

"She really is!" Beast Boy said eagerly. "She got me to use a tyrannosaurus!"

"Wow!" Cyborg said in mock surprise. "It's thesaurus, not tyrannosaurus. And can you tell me her name now?"

"Her name is Ashley," Beast Boy said, staring off into space. "She has a darker shade of blonde hair, with a few natural highlights, deep ocean blue eyes, light skin, perfectly shaped and painted red nails, pretty pink lips, and - "

"Dude, are you a stalker or something?" Cyborg asked. "I asked for her name, not her life story."

"All I know is what she looks like," Beast Boy declared. "I just happened to notice her long legs, short skirt, knee high socks, and her shirt that's just like Sailor Moon's! But she isn't Sailor Moon. She's more like and angel."

Cyborg made a gagging motion. "This is Terra all over again."

"No it's not!" Beast Boy protested. "Terra was a mistake. A mistake that will never happen again. Besides, she doesn't know I exist, remember?"

Cyborg shrugged. "True as that may be, you should still be careful. You know Rob's been on edge since Tokyo."

Beast Boy laughed sarcastically. "Ha! Who cares what Robin thinks? Ashley is perfect, and that is what's important!"

"Okay," Cyborg said with a wave of his hand. "So, Ashley's so perfect that you don't know how to approach her?"

Beast Boy nodded sadly. "Yeah," he said. "That's why I desperately need Raven's help! She's good at that stuff. Though for a while I didn't believe her. But then she set up Robin and Starfire's first official date, and they had the best date ever, and I knew that she had to help me!"

"I think I know why Raven didn't help you," Cyborg said with a smirk.

Beast Boy snapped to attention. "Really? Why?"

"Because she owes you nothing," Cyborg explained. "She saves you all the time when we're saving the city, right?"

Beast Boy nodded.

"Well, you've never done anything in return for her. She probably feels cheated. So, why should she help you know?"

Beast Boy frowned. "When you put it like that, you make me seem like a loser."

"Especially at video games," Cyborg muttered under his breath.

Beast Boy heard and glared at him. "Please help me," he begged.

Cyborg rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "I think I've got it," he said after a moment. "But it's not going to be easy. Are you willing to work hard?"

Beast Boy sighed. "Do I have to?" he said reproachfully. "I mean, I might mess up."

"I just won't tell you the plan," Cyborg said, "since you don't want to do any work."

Beast Boy ran his hand through his hair. "Fine," he said finally. "What's the plan?"

"First things first," Cyborg said. "How good are you at reading magic symbols? AS well as writing them?"

"Horrible," Beast Boy answered instantly.

Cyborg face palmed. "Oh well," he said. "We'll have to make do with my minor knowledge of them."

"I didn't know you had any knowledge of them," Beast Boy said in puzzlement.

Cyborg sighed. "Raven showed me some of them in an attempt to enchant the T-Car. But that's off topic."

"Oh, is that the real reason the garage exploded?" Beast Boy said with a snicker.

Cyborg grimaced. "Yeah," he admitted. "But as I said, that's not significant. Anyways, we need to create the ultimate battle arena. There will materials embedded in the walls that drain her powers. It'll be much easier to defeat her. Actually, I don't think you can beat her even when her powers are weakened, but I have nothing to lose."

"Wait, what?!" Beast Boy sputtered. "I have to fight Raven?! Cy, that's a death wish!"

"That's one of the reasons this idea came to mind," Cyborg said with a grin. "But I'm kidding. Mostly. You will have to fight her, but it's mostly a matter of flying to the top."

Beast Boy sighed in relief. Then he frowned. "Wait, can you finish explaining? I don't understand what you mean by 'fly to the top'."

Cyborg laughed. "It's simple. I'm going to put a bell of some sort on the ceiling of the battle arena that we – not I, we, - are going to build. First one to reach the top and ring the bell wins."

"It's really that simple?" Beast Boy said hopefully.

Cyborg smirked. "Unless you want me to make it harder."

Beast Boy quickly shook his head. "I'm good," he said. "Um, is that all?"

Cyborg nodded. It was silent.

"I think you forgot a part," Beast Boy announced. "How am I supposed to get Raven to fight me? She isn't too pleased with me right now. To be frank, she hates me. Like, a lot."

Cyborg smiled. "That's right," he said. "And that's why she's going to fight you."

"Wait, you actually want her to kill me? I thought you were joking!"

Cyborg rolled his eyes, exasperated. "BB," he said, trying to be patient, "if you're mad at someone, what do you want to do them?"

"Beat them up," was the instant response. It was followed by an Ah of realization.

"I get it!" Beast Boy exclaimed. "She's mad at me, so she'll really want to beat me up!"

Cyborg held back a laugh. "For the magic proof room, well, we're going to have to build that from scratch."

"Wait," Beast Boy said again, raising a hand to silence his friend. "What about the whole Trigon deal? Do we still have that room? It nullified Raven's powers so she couldn't be tracked, right?"

Cyborg nodded thoughtfully. "I think we do," he said. "It should still work, actually. All we have to do is hide the symbols on the walls."

The boys high-fived each other.

"Sweet!" Beast Boy exclaimed. "Let's go!"

They ran to the secret room and began to paint over the symbols on the walls. While they were painting, Beast Boy asked his friend, "Okay, so let's say we get Raven to fight me. How do we get Raven to help me after the fight?"

"Just make a bet," Cyborg said with a wave of his hand. "She'll feel like there's no way she can lose to you, so she'll accept. Then, due to my amazing tech, you'll fight her and win. She'll be forced to help you."

"Nice," Beast Boy said, smiling. "This is going to be great."

Not bad for a first chapter, right? Please leave a review so I know how I'm doing. Thanks, and I hope you're really liking the story!