Disclaimer:I do not own Glee.

A/N: So how does Blaine cope in the first weeks at McKinley, I kept wondering. Because it is a big change and it can't have been easy. I reckon his new environment would have had him go a little nuts and somewhat desperate, for a short while, so yeah, that is how this slightly crack-fic came about. And also of course because I wanted Kurt and Blaine to be less reserved in their affection for each other all season and I thought this might have been a great start to it.

We all know how that really turned out *sighs*

Enjoy!

The Kisser Is Out

Chapter 1

Blaine stood at his locker, sorting the history book he would not need anymore today back in, when three girls walked up behind him.

"Hey, cuty-pie, you are new around here, right?" He heard a screechy voice, almost shrieking.

Blaine took a deep breath and put a polite smile on his face before he turned around to face them.

The smile was quickly replaced by a frown though and he had to do a double take because, '… really, I am pretty sure they can't be triplets, but whoa, just whoa. How is that even possible?'

Their make-up was so overdone, their bleach blond hair so blond, they looked like some identical and creepy dolls out of a bad horror movie. And Blaine could do nothing but stare no matter how impolite he considered it to be himself.

Really their noses were pretty much the only feature left you could tell them apart by still, '… and probably only until they are old enough to convince their parents to get them matching nose jobs,' Blaine thought to himself.

Trying to look anywhere but the horrific display before him, Blaine's eyes darted around the half-empty hallway as he politely said, "Hi. Yes, I started here a couple of days ago."

Then he spotted Kurt coming around a corner, caring several huge garments bags, 'He must have just gotten them from his car to quickly return to the auditorium before lunch.'

Blaine knew they held some costumes from the school's theater group Kurt had taken home with him over the summer to do some repair work on, "For practice," Kurt had said in working with not brand new fabrics, and in case they would need some of them for their school musical this year, which had not been decided upon just yet.

'Thank goodness,' Blaine thought a brilliant smile taking over his features as his eyes met Kurt's and he tried to get past the Cerberus before him drenched in make-up and perfume, to lend Kurt a helping hand.

But the utterly oblivious girls in front of him mistook the smile as directed at themselves, moved in closer, and Blaine only noticed too late, when glancing back at them to excuse himself, 'Shit.'

Blaine looked back up quickly trying to find Kurt again in the now more crowded hallway. But practically pinned against his locker by the three bleach blond dolls he could not have gotten to Kurt if he had found him again, which he did not.

'I wish sometimes I knew how to be rude without feeling bad for it after. Dalton seriously needs to integrate some classes about how to get rid of unwanted attention into their sex ed,' Blaine thought as he tried not to listen to the mindless chatter of the three before him, hoping they would have somewhere to be in their lunch break other than in his face.

After what could have been no more than minutes, but felt much much longer to Blaine, someone pushed past the girls' row, and flung an arm around his shoulders, "Dude, I was looking for you."

They had taken a few steps before Blaine could breathe again without the anything but intoxicating smell of the girls perfume in his nose.

He took another deep breath, his left hand running over his forehead in the hope of shaking some of the headache he still felt after what had just happened, before turning to look at … "Finn, thank you."

"No problem man."

"I seriously have no clue what to do about the girls at this school," Blaine said taking another deep breath.

Finn nodded, "But you need to do something, and fast, or this is going to get much worse."

"Don't say that," Blaine said shuddering, "I don't get it anyway. I thought being gay travels like wildfire at this school?"

Finn ignored Blaine's last question, probably not sure how to answer that himself, until they came to a halt in front of the school's cafeteria, "Those girls looked like freshmen to me. You coming?" Finn asked nodding towards the cafeteria's entrance.

"I …, will you tell Kurt I'm alright? I just need some fresh air so I'll be out at the football field."

"Dude, Kurt sent me to come get you after he saw those three hanging around you. He will be right back from the auditorium, he's excited to spend some time with you after you haven't had the same classes all morning. Also, the football field? That is not the safest place for you. Those girls might not know about you and Kurt but a lot of the football players do. And as much as I wish I could, even with Coach Biest's help I can't keep all of them in check at all times."

"I …, I …."

"Hey, how about we get together after Glee today and try to figure something out, and you just come to lunch with us now. Kurt would kill me if you got hurt."

"Okay," Blaine replied with a sigh, following Finn to the food counter hoping for no more strange run-ins, at least today.