Cartman laid crying on the wooden flooring, he had just woke up to see his once friends finishing up burying all his electronic devices, earlier that evening he had just witnessed them take and break everything he held dear, he no longer has any wi-fi devices left besides his Xbox which they had broke all his controllers to, he couldn't believe what he was seeing they honestly thought he was the internet troll Skankhunt42 after he had told them countless times and again that he is not him! He ended up passing out on the floor in disbelief inside the log cabin they had lured him into before doing the unthinkable. He has nothing left to live for now and the other boys seem very pleased with themselves, those assholes ruined his life and he'll never forgive them for what they have done to him. He finally slowly exits the cabin and walks away down the path they came from trying to ignore the evil and proud grins of the others, Clyde seems a bit sympathetic of him but fuck him he did just as much damage as everyone else. He continues walking down the path with his now empty bag while lost in thought

"I haven't even done anything to any of them for weeks and they still treated me like shit I just don't understand it, I thought we were friends but I was wrong... Still, I have at least one I can call a friend in this God forsaken world."


Kenny was in his brother's room reading his sister Karen a story but was interrupted by his mother calling him to the front door "It's okay Kenny we can finish the story next night" Karen said with a soft smile before closing her eyes Kenny left the room after telling Karen goodnight and went into the living room where he saw Eric Cartman on his couch crying his eyes out Kenny's mom had let him inside the house.

"C-cartman? What's wrong?" Kenny asked though already knowing what had happened from an earlier tweet sent to him by Kyle

"Kenny! Oh God... It's just awful the guys they- oh my gosh I just can't"
Kenny sighed before sitting next to Eric and patting him "Kenny I swear to god I am not Skankhunt42 but no one will listen, they destroyed all my social media devices and now I have nothing, I don't even have the money to get new ones what am I gonna do-oh god all my saved bookmarks and text posts gone!"
Cartman continued to cry his heart out about losing his privileges while clinging to Kenny's parka soaking it.

"Why didn't you just show everyone your phone when they asked?" Kenny said looking down at the sobbing kid.

"That would be a breach of my civil rights I'm semi PC now Kenny I didn't want people snooping through my phone."

"Why?"

"Cause I have some serious personal stuff saved to my phone..." Eric said looking towards the floor and sitting up straight quieting his sobs with a few hiccups.

"No, I mean why are you PC now? You like crushing puss?" Kenny asked jokingly.

"PC stands for politically correct not pussy crushing I find that statement highly offensive Kenny."

"Sorry, why did you become PC?"

"To be honest I thought being a bit more PC would make the guys at school like me more, I was always a bigot and cruel to them so I thought I would change that for once, but those assholes...
T-they still treated me the same... And... And... I want revenge...!" Cartman replied with a mixer of anger and sadness "Oh God, I'm reverting, Kenny they've reverted me!"

"Reverted you?"

"I was so happy in a good way these past few weeks but now I'm starting to feel it in an awful way, like I'm getting images and ideas in my head of things I could do for revenge and it feels like it's okay to do so but it's not Kenny, it's not okay to want to murder your friends even if they just did that to me, you gotta help me!" Tears began flooding down Cartman's face once more and he sounded concerned and mildly confused

Kenny just sighed again "I'll help you."

"Y-you w-will?!" Cartman said with a sort of gleam in his eyes

"Yes... But it's late why don't you sleep here tonight and we'll sort out a plan tomorrow after school."