I was at the gift shop the Friends of my local library system runs. There I saw a piece of Mario Kart artwork that a librarian had created. (The artwork, not Mario Kart) I walked out and started thinking about a Hetalia fan fiction I had read once where they decided who would be which character from that universe. Then I had a bad thought. Fem!Edward Elric as Princess Peach. I nearly choked to death on my chocolate peanut butter shake as my imagination ran with it. If Ed was Peach, Winry Rockbell had to be Princess Daisy. Winry as Daisy meant that Alphonse had to be Luigi. But what about Mario? Jean Havoc. That's not even right. What about the baddies? Then I really died. Riza Hawkeye and Roy Mustang. Can you see it? Roy as Bowser?
Doesn't that mean that he abducts Ed and possibly rapes her and Havoc comes and rescues her and marries her? All I have to say is you can't rape the willing. *whistles*
Then the dilemma was this, introducing the combined universes. After careful thought, I decided I wasn't going to! Maes Hughes was going to throw a character at them and they would improv from there. I got around to it and found myself with an end, not beginning and no middle. I had no idea how I was going to start it. Back to the drawing board.
I slept on it for several days. It turned out for the best anyways. I woke up one day with a fully fledged story line. You'll see what happened to it.
Pairings:
Maes/Gracia (as if I could pair them with anybody else)
Implied Winry/Fem!Ed
Eventual Al/Winry
Jean/OC
Eventual Roy/Fem!Ed