Hiya! I'm Lucy, and I'm more than slightly insane... this is just a way to get some of the random swirliness in my brain out of there... like that'll ever happen. As for the thing about duct tape, its my weapon of choice. It started when I was featured in a friendsfanfic... see missick93's the most random fruits basket story ever
Me: Hi! I'm back!
Yuki: -hot and not single… - Joy, she's back.
Kyo: AW HELL!
Me: Silly kitty, why are you swearing? I WILL get my prude little sister to come beat you up!
Kyo: HELL IS NOT A SWEAR!
Me: -sinister insane happy joyness- Silly kitty… I'm always right! -waves duct tape at Kyo -
Kyo: O-okay…. Just put…down…the…tape… -frown-
Everyone: -Backing away several feet- o.0.
Momiji: I don't care if everyone o.0's. I LIKE her!
Me: Aw, you are SO CUTE! I love you!
-Huggles-
Momiji: -Really?!-
Me: not -that- way.
---------- Meanwhile…
Kyo: muttering schmucking authoress with her schmucking duct tape.
Me: AH, AH, AH! What did we say about swearing?
Kyo: But schmucking isn't a swear! Isabella used it!
Me: Of course it is! And you don't really want to end up obsessed with Ha'ri like she is, do you, silly kitty?
Kyo: -emitting silent huffy breaths of rage-
Yuki: Tell me again why we're sitting around listening to Kyo emit silent huffy breaths of rage?
Me: -Running off to the local deli for sustenance-