"Yo, Ichigo," Renji called, walking into the teens house. "Ichigo, where are you?" he yelled in a sing songy voice. He got no reply but he felt a familiar riatsu coming from upstairs. He stomped up the stairs and started looking for the substitute shinigami. He heard the shower running in the bathroom and decided to try and scare the substitute shinigami. He quietly opened the door and crept inside but before he could even reach the shower a loud, obnoxious noise rang out from behind the curtain.
"Oops I did it again! I played with your heart. Got lost in this game. Oh baby, baby!" Ichigo wailed, completely oblivious to the other person in the room, who now had a hand clamped over his mouth trying not to make any noise. Finally Renji just couldn't control himself any longer and burst into a fit of loud, uncontrollable laughter and Ichigo stuck his head out of the shower curtain. "What the fuck are you doing in here!" he screamed at the man rolling around on the floor.
"Ha! The question is what are YOU doing in here? Was that supposed to be singing? It sounded like a dying elephant!" Renji choked out between chuckles.
"It doesn't matter that I can't sing 'cause I can kick your ass any day!" Ichigo challenged, reaching out and grabbing his badge before changing into his shinigami form.
"Bring it on," Renji growled, jumping out of his gigai and grabbing Zabimaru from his back.
"BANKAI!" They both shouted in unison.
I wrote this months ago and found it while cleaning out my back pack today and decided that I might as well put it on my fanfic account. So I hope you enjoyed it even though it was kind of stupid, plotless, a pointless. Please R&R!
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or the song 'Hit Me Baby One More Time'….Yeah.