Summary: I haven't written yugioh in a while. But I've been on a kick. And while sitting and eating dinner, a bit hyper off caffeine…I wondered what would happen if you gave Marik a weapon of mass distruction…and Caffeine.
Disclaimer: As always I don't own the characters I write fanfics about. This includes Yugioh.
Caffeine:
Malik hadn't known what to expect, really he hadn't. however he wasn't anywhere near expecting this. Blood, gore, death, surely his yami was capable of all that. Expecially when you gave him a machete, Malik had thought the world was doomed. Surely it should be!
First his yami had found his stash of Energy drinks hidden in his closet. after about 5 cans his yami was so hyped up on caffeine that birds couldn't have flown higher. Malik had prayed to Ra that it would run out of his system quick.
Then his yami had found the machete. He thought the world was doomed, his yami swinging the gaint blade around like the psycho he was. For safety reasons he locked himself in his room, only to hear the front door slam as his yami rushed out of the house to share his new toy with some one, Ra help them.
Now Malik just stared at his yami, who was sitting and smiling smugly admist his reign of distruction.
"Yami?"
A still hyper and psychotic snicker.
"Really….This is…"
Marik started to cackle insanely.
"did you really…."
There was no words to discribe it…and his yami was now laughing hysterically on the ground. Machete was discarded amungst random piles of stuffing. Malik took a deep breath and then looked around at the carnage.
"You couldn't find something more dangerous then stuffed bunnies?"
His yami's laughter grew louder.